The 42-year-old Princess of Pop, Britney Spears, is here to give us a peek behind the curtain of her life after ditching her 30-year-old model/actor ex, Sam Asghari. They called it quits in August 2023 and wrapped up the divorce proceedings by May.
Britney, our queen of candid confessions, took to social media to give us the lowdown, and trust me, it’s a rollercoaster of “WTF” moments!
In her Instagram post, Britney kicked things off with a classic “hold my purse, I need to brace myself” kind of vibe. She said she needed to “slow down and recap the past year,” and honestly, same, girl, same. Who hasn’t needed a little rewind session after a whirlwind year?
She went on, “Because I think I had a false confidence after my divorce!!!” And we can all relate to that post-breakup bravado, right? You strut out like you’re untouchable, but then life hits you with a reality check the size of a truck.
“There were a lot of WTF 😬 moments!!!” she continued. Britney, you’re not alone. If we had a dollar for every “WTF” moment in our lives, we’d all be lounging on a private island. “Trust me, I know we’re all human and make mistakes!!!” Yes, Brit, we’re nodding along in unison. Humans = mistake-making machines.
Britney then admitted she “literally” needs to revisit and tweak some things, with a dash of therapy for good measure. Because let’s face it, therapy is like taking your brain in for a much-needed oil change. “I apologize for not being perfect,” she wrote. Britney, perfection is overrated. Embrace the beautiful chaos that is you!
“I will try and get confidence and consistency back like I used to have 😘😘😘 !!!” She signed off with a sprinkle of her classic charm and some kissy-face emojis, reminding us all why she’s forever our pop queen.
Britney’s year in review: a wild mix of false confidence, WTF moments, and the eternal quest for self-improvement. We’re rooting for you, Brit!