Doja Cat just unleashed the perfect blend of sass and hilarity to tackle those pesky critics who think they have the right to judge her fabulous locks.
So, picture this: the iconic Doja Cat, the queen of quirky, the mistress of music, decided to grace us mere mortals with a glimpse of her upcoming album cover. But oh no, the internet trolls couldn’t handle it! They started throwing shade at her natural hair like they were auditioning for a role in a bad comedy sketch.
But fear not, because Doja isn’t one to shy away from addressing the absurdity head-on. In a blaze of glory on Instagram Live, she called out those keyboard warriors who dared compare her luscious curls to everything from sheep’s wool to, wait for it, popcorn! Someone actually thought her hair resembled a snack you munch on at the movies. Talk about reaching for insults like they’re buried treasure!
With a mix of exasperation and sheer amusement, Doja declared, “I’m not your mom, okay? I’m not here to hold your hand through the basics of decency.” Can we get an amen to that?
And just when you thought she couldn’t get any more iconic, she drops the mic with a casual, “Let’s move forward. Let’s evolve like Pokémon, but without the awkward teenage phase.” Classic Doja, always leaving us laughing and nodding in agreement.
So, to all those haters out there, take note: Doja Cat’s hair isn’t just fabulous; it’s the stuff of legends. And if you can’t handle that, well, maybe it’s time to reevaluate your snack choices. 🍿
