Guess who’s making a triumphant return to the Insta-scene? It’s none other than Diddy himself! Yep, the 54-year-old rapper, currently juggling more allegations than a circus performer, decided to grace our feeds once again.
On this fine Friday (December 15), Diddy emerged from his social media hibernation to celebrate the birthday of his late ex, Kim Porter. Now, before you start wondering if he’s been taking a social media detox to attend a How to Win Friends and Influence People seminar, hold your judgment.
In a move that can only be described as both heartfelt and a tad awkward, Diddy posted a throwback pic of him planting a kiss on Kim’s cheek. The caption? Classic Diddy poetry: “We miss you so much, Kim! Happy Birthday Beautiful! Love forever 🖤”
Kim, who departed this realm on November 15, 2018, at the sprightly age of 47, had been part of Diddy’s life and, more importantly, his Instagram content. Together, they played a starring role in a blended family saga featuring 16-year-old twin daughters D’Lila Star and Jessie James, plus the older siblings King (25) and Quincy Brown (32) – the adopted prodigy of Diddy and Kim’s love affair.
Diddy’s got a whole squad of offspring from previous adventures in romance. Meet the gang: Love Sean (14 months), Chance (17), and Justin Dior (29). It’s like the Brady Bunch, but with more bling and fewer sitcom laughs.
Now, about Diddy’s recent social media hiatus – turns out it wasn’t a soul-searching expedition in the Himalayas. No, no, it was more of a post-Cassie-lawsuit-scare strategy. Remember that lawsuit alleging physical assault and rape? They wrapped it up quicker than you can say “social media sabbatical.”
And speaking of allegations, Diddy’s got a whole collection, like rare Pokemon cards from the ’90s. There’s the classic 1991 drugging and raping episode, a lawsuit involving Aaron Hall, and, as if that weren’t enough, a fresh accusation of gang-raping and sex-trafficking a 17-year-old schoolgirl.
So, welcome back, Diddy! We missed your Insta-drama almost as much as you missed Kim. Let the social media circus continue! 🎉 #DiddyReturns #InstaDramaRoyalty