๐Ÿšจ COLIN JOST SLINGS BEERS & BREAKS BRAINS IN STATEN ISLAND: SCARLETT WHO?! ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ’‹

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Saturday Night Liveโ€™s Colin Jost woke up and chose bartender-core for a nightโ€”and not like, “cute TikTok bartender who juggles bottles,” but full-on Staten Island suds slinger. Yeah, that man was out here serving Blue Moons like it was the final boss battle of a frat party.

This wasnโ€™t a mid-life crisis (we think?), it was for some โ€œNothing Outshines a Blue Moonโ€ campaign which sounds like a rejected Lana Del Rey album title but okayyyy ๐ŸŠโœจ. Colin posted a lil’ Instagram thirst trap (jk it was just promo but we all know heโ€™s hot in a smart-dork way) trying to lure innocent citizens into Jodyโ€™s Club Forest for beer… and vibes.

Meanwhile, this all happened literally 24 hours after he was slaying a red carpet like a supportive husband princeโ„ข๏ธ next to his queen, Scarlett Freaking Johansson, at the Jurassic World Rebirth premiere. (Yes, thatโ€™s the one where dinosaurs are back but so is the drama.)

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AND HONEYโ€”everybodyโ€™s talking about ScarJo locking lips with her co-star Jonathan Bailey on that carpet like itโ€™s a deleted scene from Bridgerton: Jurassic Edition. Jonathan had to speak out like โ€œHey besties, it’s ACTING, pls chill.โ€ ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ’‹

So just to recap: Colin Jost went from dino drama to draft beer in under 24 hours. King.

#BartenderBae #ScarJoScandal #BlueMoonMayhem ๐Ÿป๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿฆ–

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๐Ÿšจ COLIN JOST SLINGS BEERS & BREAKS BRAINS IN STATEN ISLAND: SCARLETT WHO?! ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ’‹
๐Ÿšจ COLIN JOST SLINGS BEERS & BREAKS BRAINS IN STATEN ISLAND: SCARLETT WHO?! ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ’‹

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