Saturday Night Live’s Colin Jost woke up and chose bartender-core for a night—and not like, “cute TikTok bartender who juggles bottles,” but full-on Staten Island suds slinger. Yeah, that man was out here serving Blue Moons like it was the final boss battle of a frat party.
This wasn’t a mid-life crisis (we think?), it was for some “Nothing Outshines a Blue Moon” campaign which sounds like a rejected Lana Del Rey album title but okayyyy 🍊✨. Colin posted a lil’ Instagram thirst trap (jk it was just promo but we all know he’s hot in a smart-dork way) trying to lure innocent citizens into Jody’s Club Forest for beer… and vibes.
Meanwhile, this all happened literally 24 hours after he was slaying a red carpet like a supportive husband prince™️ next to his queen, Scarlett Freaking Johansson, at the Jurassic World Rebirth premiere. (Yes, that’s the one where dinosaurs are back but so is the drama.)
AND HONEY—everybody’s talking about ScarJo locking lips with her co-star Jonathan Bailey on that carpet like it’s a deleted scene from Bridgerton: Jurassic Edition. Jonathan had to speak out like “Hey besties, it’s ACTING, pls chill.” 🦖💋
So just to recap: Colin Jost went from dino drama to draft beer in under 24 hours. King.
#BartenderBae #ScarJoScandal #BlueMoonMayhem 🍻🫣🦖
