Chris Pine’s Mystery Girlfriend Unmasked: Plot Twist Better Than Any Movie He’s Been In

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Chris Pine, the guy who somehow looks like a Greek god and the cool English professor everyone crushes on, has finally unveiled the identity of his mystery girlfriend. After over a year of playing the Hollywood version of “Where’s Waldo?”, the secret’s out. And no, it’s not you—put down the binoculars, Karen.

The 44-year-old actor, best known for boldly going where no man has gone before (Star Trek fans, that one’s for you), has been cozying up to a certain 29-year-old designer named Keana Sky Wenger. That’s right—her name alone sounds like a luxury brand. You know she’s fancy when her middle name is basically the entire vibe of a high-end Instagram aesthetic.

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The revelation came courtesy of the Daily Mail, because of course it did. The couple was recently spotted looking effortlessly fabulous at a Brunello Cucinelli dinner party at Chateau Marmont. If you’re unfamiliar, that’s where celebs gather to drink wine that costs more than your rent and judge each other’s outfits. Chris, ever the gentleman, brought Keana along to rub elbows with other celebs, probably comparing beard grooming tips and swapping skincare routines.

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This isn’t the first time Chris and Keana have been spotted together. Flashback to August 2023, when the pair were first seen on a boat in Italy. Because obviously. When you’re Chris Pine, you don’t just take your new boo to Olive Garden; you take her yachting in the Mediterranean like you’re auditioning for a rom-com.

Since then, the couple has been spotted on multiple date nights around Los Angeles. And by “spotted,” we mean paparazzi doing their best Sherlock Holmes impressions while Chris and Keana probably laugh about it over artisanal cocktails.

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So, the mystery is solved. Chris Pine’s girlfriend isn’t just a designer; she’s the designer of our dashed hopes. But hey, at least we know her name now—Keana Sky Wenger. Try saying that without feeling like you’re naming a celestial body.

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