The Jurassic World Rebirth trailer just dropped like a dino-sized mic, and things are getting prehistoric and personal.
That’s right, Universal Pictures has gifted us a chaotic new peek at what might be the most unhinged dinosaur movie since Land Before Time decided to ruin our childhoods. This time, it stars none other than Scarlett Johansson, who apparently looked at a T-Rex and said, “Yeah, I could take that.”
Joining ScarJo in this scaly survival fest are Jonathan Bailey (probably playing a hot scientist, because duh), Mahershala Ali (likely the only one with any actual common sense), Rupert Friend (definitely the guy who tries to pet a raptor), and Manuel Garcia-Rulfo (possibly the dino snack—we’ll see).
So, what’s this cinematic fever dream about? Well, here’s the tea: it’s been five years since Jurassic World Dominion, and surprise! Dinosaurs are not thriving. Turns out, Earth isn’t super accommodating when you’re a 20-ton lizard with an attitude problem. So now, the last of the dinos are chilling in their version of a tropical AirBnB near the equator—aka the only place left that doesn’t instantly kill them.
But here’s the juicy twist: the three biggest, baddest dino divas left in the wild? Yeah, their DNA apparently holds the key to some miracle drug that could save humanity. So naturally, humans decide to go poke them with sticks again. Because when has that ever gone wrong?
Also crashing this dino dance party are Luna Blaise, David Iacono, Audrina Miranda, Philippine Velge, Bechir Sylvain, and Ed Skrein—who may or may not be playing someone evil with slicked-back hair. Just a hunch.
Directed by Gareth Edwards (who once made Godzilla look cuddly), Jurassic World Rebirth crashes into theaters July 2—just in time to ruin your 4th of July barbecue with existential dread and thoughts like, “Could I outrun a Velociraptor in Crocs?”
Go watch the trailer below, and try not to scream when a dinosaur literally eats a drone mid-air. ✨🦖💅
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