Chad Michael Murray has delivered a gift we didn’t even know we needed—a shirtless calendar! Yes, you heard that right. Netflix dropped a 12-month masterpiece featuring Chad in various states of undress, and the internet is collectively swooning.
Why, you ask? Well, it’s all in honor of his new holiday movie The Merry Gentlemen, which hits Netflix tomorrow. Apparently, Netflix thought, “What’s better than Chad Michael Murray in a movie? Chad Michael Murray every single month of the year, shirt optional.”
A Month-by-Month Breakdown of the Hotness
Here’s a taste of what you’re getting:
– January: Chad cozies up by a roaring fire in nothing but a scarf. Did he forget his shirt in 2023? Don’t care.
– April: Easter Bunny ears on a shirtless Chad? It’s giving Playboy, but make it wholesome.
– July: A patriotic Chad with an American flag and six-pack so chiseled you could pledge allegiance to it.
– September: Football season kicks off with Chad rocking his gear—minus the jersey, because who needs it?
– December: Shirtless Chad under a Christmas tree, proving he’s the only present anyone needs this holiday season.
Every page of this calendar is like unwrapping a little surprise party for your eyeballs.
About The Merry Gentlemen
Netflix’s synopsis says: “To save her parents’ small-town performing venue, a former big-city dancer decides to stage an all-male, Christmas-themed revue.” Translation? Hot dudes, holiday cheer, and Chad Michael Murray shirtless on screen to match your calendar. Honestly, the plot could just be Chad reading the phone book while twirling tinsel, and we’d still tune in.
So, What Are You Waiting For?
Scroll down and feast your eyes on all 12 glorious months of Chad. Pro tip: buy two calendars—one for your wall and one for emergency swooning. 2024 has never looked so good.