Post Malone might’ve just pulled the biggest “oops, did I say that out loud?” moment of the year. Without an official announcement from Coachella (yet), the 29-year-old human embodiment of a party playlist casually hinted he’s headlining the iconic festival. And by “hinted,” we mean he pretty much wrote it in neon letters with glitter cannons.
The Slip-Up Heard ‘Round the Internet
Post recently dropped the deets for his Big Ass Stadium Tour (yes, that’s the real name, and yes, we’re already obsessed), accompanied by none other than Jelly Roll. But here’s where it gets juicy: the first two stops are on April 13 and April 20 in drumroll please Indio, California. If you’ve even heard of Coachella, you know that’s the holy land of flower-power mosh pits. Oh, and guess when Coachella 2025 is happening? April 11-13 and April 18-20. Coincidence? Nah, honey, that’s a receipts in the group chat moment.
The Plot Thickens… Like Post Malone’s Beer Pong Skills
While Posty hasn’t outright confirmed anything (because where’s the fun in that?), fans are already piecing it together faster than you can say “Circles.” This isn’t just some random stop on his tour; it’s basically a giant flashing sign that says, “Yes, I’ll be there, and you better be too.”
Tickets, Tour Dates & All the Stuff You Need to Know
Tickets for the Big Ass Stadium Tour go on sale Tuesday, November 26, so prepare your wallets and your FOMO. And because we’re nice like that, here’s a full list of Post Malone’s 2025 tour dates. You’re welcome.
So, will Post Malone be rocking Coachella’s main stage? All signs point to DUH. Now excuse us while we practice our festival poses and hope he brings back that tattooed cowboy hat phase.
(Stay tuned for more updates, because we’ll be watching like it’s the series finale of our favorite show.)
Apr. 29 — Salt Lake City, Utah at Rice-Eccles Stadium
May 3 — Las Vegas, Nev. at Allegiant Stadium
May 7 — San Antonio, Texas at Alamodome
May 9 — Dallas, Texas at AT&T Stadium
May 11 — Atlanta, Ga. at Mercedes Benz Stadium
May 13 — St. Louis, Mo. at Busch Stadium
May 18 — Detroit, Mich. at Ford Field
May 20 — Minneapolis, Minn. at U.S. Bank Stadium
May 22 — Chicago, Ill. at Wrigley Field
May 24 — Philadelphia, Pa. at Citizens Bank Park
May 26 — Toronto, Ontario, Canada at Rogers Centre
May 28 — Hershey, Pa. at Hershey Park Stadium
May 29 — Pittsburgh, Pa. at PNC Park
May 31 — Foxborough, Ma. at Gillette Stadium
June 2 — Washington, D.C. at Northwest Stadium
June 4 — New York, N.Y. at Citi Field
June 8 — Miami, Fla. at Hard Rock Stadium
June 10 — Orlando, Fla. at Camping World Stadium
June 13 — Ridgedale, Mo. at Thunder Ridge Nature Arena
June 15 — Denver, Colo. at Empower Field at Mile High
June 21 — Glendale, Ariz. at State Farm Stadium
June 24 — Boise, Ida. at Albertsons Stadium
June 26 — Seattle Wa. at T-Mobile Park
June 28 — Portland, Ore. at Providence Park
July 1 — San Francisco, Calif. at Oracle Park
