Buckle up for the wild rollercoaster of Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes’ breakup saga! So, imagine Camila, sitting down on the Call Her Daddy podcast, ready to dish out some breakup wisdom like a guru who’s just discovered the secret to happiness.
She starts off like, “Guess what? The Camila-Shawn love train has officially derailed again!” She’s all casual about it, like she’s just realized she forgot to buy milk at the grocery store.
According to Camila, breaking up with Shawn was as easy as deciding what to wear on a lazy Sunday. “It wasn’t even a decision,” she says, “It was more like realizing your socks don’t match and being like, ‘Yeah, this isn’t working.'”
She’s in this zen state of mind where she’s like, “Hey, I realized pretty quickly that we were better off as friends. No need to force it, you know?” It’s like she’s the CEO of Breakup Inc., making executive decisions left and right.
And then she drops the bombshell: “I’m kind of impulsive, you know? If I feel it, I say it.” It’s like she’s confessing to being the human version of a pop-up ad, constantly blurting out whatever’s on her mind.
But hold your horses, because Camila’s got a wild analogy up her sleeve. She compares her feelings to Ryan Gosling in The Notebook, building a house for someone in her mind. Classic Camila move, turning a breakup into a Nicholas Sparks novel.
But amidst all the breakup drama, Camila still finds time to shower Shawn with compliments like she’s at a fancy awards ceremony. “He’s such a good person,” she says, “I’m lucky because some people have exes that are awful, and he is not.” It’s like she’s giving him the Ex of the Year award or something.
Camila and Shawn may be donezo romantically, but at least they’re keeping it classy. Who knew breaking up could be this entertaining?