Hallmark just cracked open the peppermint-flavored multiverse. The Three Brenner Brothers — aka Andrew Walker, Tyler Hynes, and Paul “Literal Sleigh Daddy” Campbell — are BACK for round THREE in Three Wisest Men, the sequel nobody expected but everyone secretly manifested during a wine-fueled cookie decorating session.
This ain’t your grandma’s Christmas flick. (Actually it is… but now it’s also YOURS, Gen Z.)
Previously on “The Three Wise Him-bros” Cinematic Universe™:
- Movie 1: Three Wise Men and a Baby
Plot: Three adult men discover a baby on their doorstep and somehow don’t immediately call Child Protective Services. Chaos, diapers, and daddy issues ensue. - Movie 2: Three Wiser Men and a Boy
Plot: The baby grew up, trauma bonded with the bros, and suddenly they’re running a full-blown holiday pageant while dodging their mom’s hot new boyfriend. Honestly, Shakespeare wishes.
And now…
🥁 Introducing: Three Wisest Men
Yes babes, they’ve leveled up. More mistletoe. More emotional breakthroughs. Possibly more glitter. Sources say Margaret Colin (a.k.a. their TV mom and everyone’s favorite holiday MILF) is back too, probably to keep them from accidentally setting fire to a gingerbread house again.
Andrew Walker told IconicHipster.com he was “surprised” by how much the fans freaked out over the first film. Babe, we cried, we rewatched, we created fan edits with Lana Del Rey music. We ARE the culture now.
Tyler Hynes said this third film will “explore new themes.” Which could mean anything from a surprise fourth brother to Santa being an alien. Manifesting something deranged and beautiful. Scientology-style storytelling, even. 👁️✨
Paul Campbell said they’re bringing “the silliness,” which honestly feels like a threat and a promise. Godspeed.
And because Hallmark has completely lost its mind (in a good way)…
Walker, Hynes, and Campbell are ALSO hopping aboard the Hallmark Christmas Cruise this year. That’s right. Floating through the ocean on a holiday-themed love boat with three cozy dream men and maybe 300 screaming aunts. ICONIC.
Grab your ugly sweater, hot cocoa, and therapy journal. The third movie is filming this summer and dropping this holiday season — just in time for us to spiral again.
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Santa better sleep with one eye open.