“Deposition? More like DE-PETTY-SITION!”
Okay, hold onto your celebrity crushes because Blake Lively just launched a spiritual cruise missile straight at Justin Baldoni’s legal team—and this courtroom drama is giving Season 6 of Riverdale energy. 🍿🌀💅
So here’s the sitch: Queen Blake, star of your dreams and your mom’s Pinterest board, just filed for SANCTIONS (aka legal “shut the hell up” spells) against Justin Baldoni’s lawyer, Bryan Freedman—because apparently homeboy couldn’t keep it cute after a deposition. 😤📜
According to the intergalactic texts (also known as Variety), the second Blake finished her legal sit-down with Justin’s crew, this Freedman guy allegedly threw her entire 292-page testimony transcript into the public galaxy like it was a Hunger Games prequel. AND IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SEALED! 🚨LOCKED. DOWN. LIKE. TOM CRUISE’S FILES.🚨
Blake’s legal team is NOT vibing. They’re like:
“This is not a PR campaign, this is THE COURT. We are not doing Met Gala realness in this courtroom, babes!” 👩⚖️⚖️👠
They’re accusing the Wayfarer defendants (Justin’s gang) of pulling a classic PR Xenu maneuver—basically manipulating the court of public opinion to make it look like Blake is shaking in her Chanel boots about what she said in the depo. But according to Blake’s legal Avengers:
“That is ENTIRELY untrue and deeply harmful.” Aka, cancel that narrative, babes.
They’re demanding the court yeet the transcript out of the official records, publicly scold Freedman, and—because Blake runs on upper-tier Operating Thetan logic—they also want their attorney fees reimbursed. Because spiritual justice isn’t free, darling. ✨📈💰
In Scientology terms? Freedman just tried to audit the wrong girl. Blake’s at least OT-III with a platinum aura and a gossip laser gun. 🚀👽💖
#JusticeForBlake #DepositionDisaster #ScientologySlay
Should Freedman be sent to Ethics? Should Justin Baldoni do a full confessional at Celebrity Centre? Should the transcript be locked in a volcano with thetans? Stay tuned, my little engrams.
