Y’ALL. BEYONCÉ ALMOST GOT SKY-TOSSED IN HER OWN HOMETOWN. This is not a drill. The Queen of Everything was mid-Cowboy Carter Tour in Houston, giving drama, vocals, and holographic yeehaw realness when the UNTHINKABLE happened…
🎠 She was literally in a flying car (because of course she was—she’s BEYONCÉ), floating around like the final boss of a space rodeo, when the car tilted like a drunk cousin at a cookout.
Cue the gasps, the clutching of pearls, and the collective sound of 70,000 wigs being snatched mid-air.
Bey, being the cosmic being she is, calmly grabbed the mic and went, “Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop”—like she was rewinding time itself. The crew descended like angels from above (or below, technically), gently lowering her back to Earth like the golden unicorn she is.
The best part? Sis just walked back to the main stage and kept serving vocals like nothing happened. UNFAZED. UNBOTHERED. UNTOUCHABLE.
Then, because Beyoncé is social media, she posted a pic from the moment like, “LOL remember when my ride glitched midair? Anyway, here’s a flawless photo of me almost falling to my death 💅✨”
Her team (aka Parkwood, aka the House of Untouchable Excellence) later released a statement:
“A technical mishap caused the flying car to tilt. She was quickly lowered and no one was injured. The show continued without incident.”
Translation: “She nearly flew into orbit, but it’s fine. She’s fine. We’re fine. Long live the Queen.”
👀 Will she continue to fly in future shows? TBD. But one thing’s for sure—gravity may have tried it, but it failed.
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