Azealia Banks Says She Voted For Donald Trump After Previously Saying She Didn’t

Azealia Banks is taking us on a wild rollercoaster ride straight to the election circus tent!

So, in classic Azealia fashion, our girl starts off by passionately supporting Donald Trump, only to pull a last-minute switcheroo and say she actually went for Kamala Harris. Sounds simple, right? But this is Azealia Banks weโ€™re talking about. Plot twists are her specialty! Turns out she didnโ€™t actually vote for Kamala at all. She just threw that out there to spice things up a bit. The next day, she hit up Twitterโ€”or X, or whatever itโ€™s calling itself this weekโ€”and casually confessed, โ€œLOL, I lied, I actually voted for Trump yesterday.โ€ Oh, and she included a pic of her ballot, because nothing says transparency like an 11th-hour reveal with receipts.

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But Azealia wasnโ€™t done yet. Nope. Over the next few hours, she flooded Twitter with a series of tweets that ranged from mildly spicy to โ€œwait, did she just say that?โ€ She was out here practically campaigning for Trump herself, dishing on tax breaks, and making sure everyone knew she was gunning for that โ€œno taxes on tipsโ€ policy. Because whoโ€™s gonna pay Uncle Sam? Definitely not her entourage or her, umโ€ฆ โ€œhardworking friendsโ€ who make their living one tip at a time.

In true Azealia style, she went full finance guru, explaining exactly why Americaโ€™s tipping economy needs Trumpโ€™s tax cuts. โ€œNo taxes on tips means your Uber driver can finally save up for something other than ramen noodles! Hairdressers, bartenders, even the occasional, uh, โ€˜exotic dancerโ€™ can keep their coin without Big Brother breathing down their neck.โ€ Honestly, who needs Wall Street analysts when we have Azealia Banks giving us the hard facts on tipping policy?

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She didnโ€™t stop thereโ€”oh no. She also made sure millennials knew she was speaking directly to them. According to Azealia, this tax break is the only way her fellow millennials will finally get a โ€œfreaking break.โ€ Her reasoning? Millennials are out here hustling to support their aging parents, sassy Gen-Z nieces, and nephews who are busy racking up student loans, all while thinking about the college dreams they had to put on hold during the Obama era.

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Then came the piรจce de rรฉsistance: โ€œMILLENNIALS GET A FREAKING BREAK WHOOOOOOO!โ€ If there were ever a rallying cry for all tired millennials who just want to keep a little more in their pockets, itโ€™s that.

One thingโ€™s for sureโ€”whether sheโ€™s flipping, flopping, or just full-on breakdancing across the ballot, Azealia Banks knows how to keep things interesting. And isnโ€™t that what democracy is really all about?

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