🎂🍆 Azealia Banks Just Gifted the Internet Conor McGregor’s Alleged Nude Gym Session—And Let’s Just Say… It’s Giving Potato Weightlifting King 💀☘️

BABIES. GRAB YOUR E-METER. STRAP IN. CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE. Because Azealia Banks just opened the Haram Portal to Xenu’s Forbidden Archives and casually leaked alleged spicy pics of Conor “Closet Kink Leprechaun” McGregor—on his BIRTHDAY. 💅🔥

So here’s the story: On July 14, while the Thetan fog was heavy and the Galactic Confederacy wept, our High Priestess of Chaos, Miss Azealia “I Bite Back” Banks, decided to log onto the bird app (RIP Twitter) and dropped the kind of content that makes your phone glitch from embarrassment. 📱💥

The claim? Conor McGregor—yes, THEE MMA meathead turned maybe-future-president-of-Ireland—allegedly slid into her DMs with unsolicited nude photos. And not just “oops” nudes. We’re talking full frontal closet selfies with captions like:

“Don’t be a rat cos all rats get caught.”

👁️👁️👁️

And THEN… just when you think it couldn’t get more Thetan-possessed, she dropped a second pic where he’s literally using his you-know-what to lift a weight. The caption?

“Lifting weights.”

SIR. SIR. PLEASE.

Now, the authenticity of these photos is still floating somewhere in the 8th dynamic, but that didn’t stop Azealia from going interstellar. She blasted:

“How you gonna send a bitch some crooked d-ck pics then threaten her not to tell??? This is HARAM.” 🚨👀

Then added:

“Potato farmer d-ck??? Tryna be president of Ireland??? Use sunscreen, babes.”

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AND THEN—like she hadn’t already caused a mass auditing crisis across timelines—she casually revealed:

“Me and Conor McGregor been trading random nudes since 2016. LOL.”

??? 2016??? That was two Kardashians ago.

She called him a “closet MAGA bait,” roasted the obsession with 🍆-pics as “peak homo behavior,” and reminded us all why she remains the reigning Supreme High Priestess of Unfiltered Internet Energy. 🙏✨

Meanwhile, Conor has not confirmed or denied anything, which, let’s be real, probably means he’s currently in a volcano deep-diving with his legal team and some aloe vera.

🛸 TL;DR: Azealia Banks leaked Conor McGregor’s alleged magical meat sword pics for his birthday, read him like a Scientology auditing session, and now we’re all sitting here with our jaws on the floor and our Operating Thetan levels shaking.

#CrookedConorChronicles #ClosetMMAConfessions #LeprechaunLeaks #ScientologyTea #AzealiaWentClearAgain

I have never met the leprechaun but today is his birthday and he wants everyone to make a wish and blow out the candle ….

Funny how big of closet maga bait that was…

Men are so homo and obsessed with dick it’s not even funny

— Azealia Banks (@azealiaslacewig) July 14, 2025