Ariana Grande is throwing confetti and cheerleading pom-poms in the air for her big brother Frankie Grande, who just revealed his brand-new, freshly sculpted nose on Instagram.
Frankie, the 41-year-old entertainer and former Big Brother housemate, decided to give his schnoz a makeover and proudly shared a photo of his post-surgery, bruise-kissed face. His caption? A timeless classic: “New nose. Who dis? 👃🏼❤️🩹”
Ariana, ever the supportive sibling, swooped in with a comment that practically oozed with emojis: “🫧 perfect in all ways, always !!!! 🫧🧸🌱.” We’re not sure what half of these mean, but we’re here for it.
Not to be outdone, Ariana’s Wicked co-star Cynthia Erivo chimed in with her own praise, “That inbuilt eyeshadow is glorious. Xx ❤️.” Ah, nothing like a bit of unintentional contouring to win compliments!
Frankie didn’t just hide away with his new nose; oh no! He took it on a Broadway tour, complete with fashionable tape accessory, to see some top-notch shows like The Wiz and Merrily We Roll Along. “Took my new nose out to see New York. She loved The Wiz,” he announced, as if his nose had its own Instagram account and a penchant for musicals.
So, dear readers, feast your eyes on the posts below and witness the saga of Frankie Grande’s nose job unfold. Who knew a nasal makeover could inspire such a flurry of hearts and emojis?
Stay tuned for the next episode: “Frankie’s Nose Takes on Times Square!”