Y’ALL. Sir Willy Big Willie Smith just popped up in a Fire in the Booth freestyle and basically said, “Remember that time I Thanos-snapped Chris Rock’s face at the Oscars? Yeah, let’s talk about it again. In rhyme.”
Will, a.k.a. the Fresh Prince of Emotional Damage, grabbed a mic and let it all out like your ex on their IG close friends story after two mimosas and a passive-aggressive playlist.
In a rap that felt like therapy meets WWE promo, he didn’t just revisit The Slap Heard ‘Round the Metaverse™ — he rapped it with chest. Like, full-on:
“If you talking crazy out your face on the stage, expect me on the stage.”
EXCUSE ME SIR??? Did he just drop a poetic threat in iambic pentameter???
And he wasn’t done. He spun the Uno reverse card on Chris Rock like:
“Jokers dish it out, cry foul when it’s time to take it.”
Not the subtle shade wrapped in Shakespearean beef stew! ☠️
Also casually name-dropped his marriages like, “Yeah I’ve been married twice, punched one comedian, starred in Aladdin, and still got bars hotter than your ex’s takes.”
Long story short: Will Smith has entered his villain origin arc with a beat drop, and we’re kinda obsessed. Should he start a diss track series? “Slapback Sundays”? No? Yes??
🎤🔥 #WillSmith #SlapRemix #OscarsAftermath #FireInTheBooth #RapBeefEnergy #DramaDeluxe
