🚨 Tucker Carlson Says Fox News Is Basically Grandpa Brainwash TV – And He’s Kinda Mad About It 🚨

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Tucker “Bowtie Energy” Carlson just yeeted a truth bomb straight through the pearly gates of cable news, and the target? His own former boss: Fox News. Yes, that Fox News. The one with the glowing graphics, rage monologues, and approximately 400 commercials for arthritis cream.

While chatting it up in the Bannon’s War Room podcast (aka the sweaty panic room for political chaos), Tuckz went full savage and accused Fox News of cranking the β€œpropaganda hose” to WAP levels of water pressure, specifically to KO old people into compliance. Like, Fox is out here just blasting Grampa Gary off his La-Z-Boy into a state of hypnotized political confusion. πŸ’₯πŸ“ΊπŸ‘΄

“They’re just trying to knock elderly Fox viewers off their feet,” he said, β€œand make them submit.”

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Like sir??? Is this a news network or Mortal Kombat for retirees?

And he wasn’t done. He pivoted mid-rant to talk about the Israel-Iran situation and basically told Trump: β€œDo less, sweetie.”

β€œIf you can’t connect the dots after 25 years of this crap, you’re either too dumb to be here or you’re Mark Levin.”

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Mark Levin has now left the group chat.

Carlson is officially worried the U.S. is spiraling like a freshman who just found out finals are cumulative:

β€œI think we’re gonna see the end of the American empire,” he said dramatically, probably while staring at a bald eagle crying in the distance.

Meanwhile, Trump responded in true Trumpy fashion at a press conference, sipping his Diet Coke and firing this back like it was a roast battle at Mar-a-Lago:

β€œI don’t know what Tucker Carlson is saying. Let him go get a television network and say it so that people listen.”

β€”

Oop. Translation: β€œGo start TuckerTok or something and leave me outta this.”

So yeah, Tucker Carlson just called out Fox News, shaded his old co-workers, clapped at Trump, and somehow started a Cold War with senior citizens. It’s giving chaos. It’s giving drama. It’s giving season finale energy.

#TuckerSpillsTea #PropagandaWars #FoxNewsIsWigless

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