Tracy Morgan’s Courtside Crisis: A Gastronomic Thriller at the Knicks Game

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Picture this: You’re courtside at a New York Knicks game, living your best life, munching on overpriced stadium snacks, when suddenly—BAM! Tracy Morgan is having a moment. And not the kind that ends in a standing ovation.

The 30 Rock funnyman had fans in full-blown panic mode when he appeared to yeet his dinner onto the floor mid-game. Yes, Tracy Morgan went full projectile mode right there in Madison Square Garden. The Knicks were already fighting for their dignity, and now the janitors were fighting for theirs, too.

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But fear not! Tracy, 56, took to Instagram to clear the air (and hopefully, the smell).

“Thank you for all your concern! I’m doing ok now and doctors say it was food poisoning,” he wrote. “Appreciate my MSG family for taking such good care of me and I need to shout out the crew that had to clean that up. Appreciate you!”

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And then—because he’s a man of the people—Tracy dropped a hot take hotter than whatever sketchy stadium food took him down:

“The Knicks are now 1-0 when I throw up on the court, so maybe I’ll have to break it out again in the playoffs 😅 #GoKnicks.”

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Tracy Morgan is not just a comedian—he’s now officially the Knicks’ good luck charm. We’re just hoping next time, he keeps his contributions off the hardwood.

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Get well soon, Tracy—but maybe lay off the mystery nachos next time.

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