Todd Chrisley vs. The Prison Guards: The Great MAGA Sticker Scandal of 2025!

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Reality TV star Todd Chrisley is out here living a very different kind of reality—one where prison guards have declared war on his decorating choices!

According to his attorney, Jay Surgent (who must really be earning his paycheck these days), Todd is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time at FPC Pensacola, Florida. And the latest offense? A guard dared to rip a MAGA sticker off a chair in his cell. Yes, you heard that right. The horror. The tragedy. The sheer disrespect to fine upholstery!

The Silent Protest: When MAGA Met Fear
Todd, known for having a lot to say about everything, reportedly watched in complete silence as the guard violently peeled off his beloved pro-Trump sticker. Why didn’t he speak up, you ask? Oh, because he didn’t want further retaliation! That’s right, we are talking about sticker-based oppression now.

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And guess what? Other inmates have stickers in their cells, and nobody messes with theirs. So why Todd’s? According to him, it’s simple: The guards are out to get him because he’s a Trump supporter. (Move over, Watergate—this is Sticker-Gate now.)

The “Chrisley Shakedown”
Todd also claims that his cell is basically being treated like a crime scene daily. Every morning, the guards allegedly flip over his mattress, chuck his books on the floor, and dig through his clothes like they’re searching for a lost treasure map. At this point, they might as well bring in a SWAT team and some K-9 units.

Oh, and the most heinous crime of all?

One guard allegedly poured a Pepsi on Todd’s bed. That’s right. Not Coke. Not even diet. Straight-up, full-sugar, sticky, syrupy Pepsi.

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A Pepsi attack.

Honestly, at this point, it’s less like a prison and more like an extended episode of Punk’d, but Todd is not laughing.

The Chrisleys vs. The Justice System (Again)
If you thought Todd was just going to sit there and let the Pepsi-drenched injustice continue, think again! His attorney says all of this mistreatment is happening because Todd exposed the bad conditions at the prison—which, conveniently, is being shut down this year. Coincidence? Todd doesn’t think so.

Meanwhile, Todd is hoping for a presidential pardon from Trump, because hey, if you’re going to go big, go all the way! His wife Julie—who’s also serving time for the same bank fraud and tax evasion charges—is probably hoping for a two-for-one special.

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Fun fact: Their daughter, Savannah, already tried calling out the justice system at the Republican National Convention, so the Chrisleys are really working this whole “wronged by the system” angle.

The Feds’ Response: “Yeah, No Comment”
The Federal Bureau of Prisons responded with the classic government-issued shrug:

“We are committed to safety and security, blah blah blah. If misconduct happens, we investigate. If true, we do something about it.”

Translation: “We’re not saying we did it, but we’re also not saying we didn’t pour Pepsi on his bed.”

So, what’s next for Todd? Will Trump swoop in with a presidential pardon? Will he start a prison revolution over sticker rights? Will the Pepsi guard be brought to justice?

Stay tuned—because with the Chrisleys, the drama never stops. 🎤🔥

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