Okay so like… um… HELLO??? Todd Chrisley just went from federal prison to Instagram dad-mode faster than you can say “tax evasion,” and honestly, this timeline is making less sense than a season finale of Riverdale.
So here’s the TEA (boiling, spicy, probably illegal): Todd Chrisley, aka Mr. “Chrisley Knows Best” but apparently didn’t know best when it came to bank fraud, is OUT of prison thanks to none other than Donald J. Trump, who literally hit the “UNO Reverse” button on Todd and Julie Chrisley’s convictions like this is Mario Kart: Inmate Edition.
After getting yeeted outta jail YEARS ahead of schedule (Todd wasn’t supposed to see the light of day ’til 2033—like… flying cars and AI boyfriends kinda future), he didn’t post about freedom, food, or even Beyoncé. No. This man logged on and hit us with a wholesome dad shoutout.
He posted about his 19-year-old son Grayson making the University of Alabama Dean’s List. Which is great and all but like… sir… we’re still emotionally processing your pardon by a former president. Can we catch our breath?
Here’s what he wrote (and we’re not even kidding):
“God is good all the time… I love you to the moon and back…”
“…stood with your Lord and Savior amidst the fire and came out never smelling of smoke…”
BABE. You were just in prison. This sounds like the start of a Hillsong remix.
Then he hit us with the classic “Stand tall, stand true, stand for your fellow brothers in Christ” line and we were like… okay Jesus influencer, but also like—WHERE’S THE DOCUMENTARY?? This is giving “Tiger King but Christian.” We need cameras rolling yesterday.
Also reminder: Todd has more kids than a CW teen drama. There’s Lindsie (35), Kyle (32), Chase (29), Savannah (27), Chloe (12), and Grayson (19). If there’s ever a reboot of Modern Family but with chaos and IRS drama, this cast is ready.
- Todd’s out of jail.
- Trump pressed “forgive” like he was on Tinder.
- Grayson’s slaying college.
- And Todd’s Insta turned into a church bulletin.
2025 is unhinged, and we love it here.
#ToddIsFree #PardonedAndProud #GraysonSaidDeanListNotFelony
