TLC’s T-Boz Shuts Down Rumors About Her Health, Says She’s Not On Ozempic

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In today’s episode of “Internet Folks Need to Mind Their Business,” TLC star T-Boz is back on her feet after a serious health setback. We’re talking “stuck in the hospital with an intestinal traffic jam” kind of serious. Picture your gut playing bumper cars with no way out. Ouch.

T-Boz, the icon who gave us Waterfalls, had to hit pause on some TLC shows while she wrestled her rogue intestines back into submission. Now that sheโ€™s made it through, sheโ€™s ready to set the record straight โ€“ and not-so-gently tell off some online haters in the process.

Grab the popcorn โ€“ itโ€™s about to get real.

The Rumor Mill Was Working Overtime

So, while T-Boz was dealing with her actual health crisis, the internet decided to play WebMD. Weโ€™re talking full-blown “I-read-one-article-and-now-Iโ€™m-a-certified-specialist” vibes. Accusations flew like confetti at a parade. Was it because of her lifelong battle with Sickle Cell? Was it gasp because of Ozempic, the latest weight-loss craze? Was Mercury in retrograde? Did she drink expired coconut water?! Nobody knew โ€“ but everyone had an opinion.

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Well, spoiler alert: T-Boz was NOT having it.

T-Boz Drops Knowledge Like a Boss

In a classic let-me-just-shut-this-down-real-quick move, T-Boz took to social media with a message so direct, you could hear the mic drop.

“THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE, BUT LET ME SCHOOL Yโ€™ALL REAL QUICK…”

Thatโ€™s right. She grabbed the internet by its metaphorical collar and said, “Y’all think you’re medical experts, but Iโ€™ve got news for you โ€“ you donโ€™t know JACK.” And then she proceeded to unload a truckload of facts, all while pointing finger guns like a true boss. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ

“I’m fine, Iโ€™m blessed, Iโ€™ll see yโ€™all at the rescheduled shows. And by the way, Ozempic? Not today, Satan.”

Seriously, Yโ€™all โ€“ Itโ€™s Not Always About Sickle Cell

In a no-nonsense video, T-Boz gave us the tea. Turns out, the health scare had zero to do with her Sickle Cell condition, and everything to do with an intestinal blockade that couldโ€™ve taken a page out of Fast & Furious โ€“ except nobody was going anywhere fast.

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And for all the nosey folks playing “Guess That Illness” at home, T-Boz had a few choice words: “Yโ€™all really need to learn how to zip it when you donโ€™t know what the hell youโ€™re talking about.” Sheโ€™s not mad, just disappointed (and maybe a little ticked off).

No, Sheโ€™s Not on Ozempic, and No, She’s Not Constipated

For those still wondering, T-Boz made it crystal clear: she’s not jumping on the celeb Ozempic bandwagon, and nope, her blockage wasn’t from, well, being backed up. So, to all the amateur gastroenterologists out there โ€“ take several seats.

Her message was basically this: Just because someoneโ€™s a celebrity doesnโ€™t mean theyโ€™re automatically on some new Hollywood fad drug. Itโ€™s not Ozempic; itโ€™s called being human. Imagine that.

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The World Needs a Chill Pill

Wrapping things up with a metaphorical mic drop, T-Boz addressed the overall state of internet negativity, serving up some deep wisdom with a side of “Get a life, please.”

“Itโ€™s wild how people are so quick to tear others down. Maybe instead of throwing shade, try throwing some kindness. Or, you know, learn the fine art of shutting up.”

A-freaking-men.

Now, as T-Boz continues her recovery, she’s ready to hit the stage once again. So, in the words of TLC: Donโ€™t go chasing waterfalls, but please, for the love of all thatโ€™s good, stop chasing fake news.

Stay healthy, stay happy, and maybe take a break from diagnosing people online.

Catch T-Boz and TLC at their rescheduled shows soon โ€“ now with 100% less nonsense.

Watch the full sass-filled address below.

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