🚨BREAKING NEWS, Y’ALL: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have officially taken their love (and apparently their appetites) to the sunny swamps of Florida! And this time, no legal drama in sight—just vibes, seafood, and whatever weird humidity does to curly hair.
The 35-year-old pop queen who literally wrote a song called “Florida!!!” (triple exclamation marks because, duh, Florida energy) was spotted with her NFL bae, Kansas City Chiefs tight end and full-time golden retriever boyfriend Travis Kelce, dining out at Harry’s Bar & Restaurant in West Palm Beach.
Were they hiding? Absolutely not. They sat in a very conspicuous half-circle booth, which is basically the VIP throne of public dining. Witnesses say they looked cozy, cute, and dangerously well-fed. The couple of two years didn’t try to sneak away under a hoodie or inside a giant tote bag (Rihanna-style)—they just existed in public like it’s 2014 or something.
MMA fighter Joe Andres Cortes (yep, we’re name-dropping now) snapped a pic of the lovebirds looking blissfully unaware that thousands of Swifties would soon be enhancing and dissecting the photo like it’s evidence on CSI: Relationship Goals.
Musician Mark Morrison (of “Return of the Mack” fame, yes him!) also joined the photo frenzy, sharing a shot of Tay looking like someone just told her there’s a new cat café opening next door. Happy. Glowing. Unbothered. Possibly full of fries.
This sighting also marks Taylor’s glorious return to the public eye after the drama llama that was the Justin Baldoni subpoena saga. ICYMI: Baldoni’s legal team was trying to drag her into some mysterious Blake Lively legal plotline (Taylor’s Universe really is wilder than Marvel’s at this point), but they’ve now dropped the subpoena like it was a bad Tinder date.
Oh, and in actual music news: a new track from Reputation (Taylor’s Version) just slithered its way into an episode of The Handmaid’s Tale final season. That’s right—Miss Snake Queen is still reclaiming her legacy and landing sync deals like a boss.
- Taylor and Travis are thriving in Florida.
- Justin Baldoni’s subpoena is gone. Poof. Like your ex’s excuses.
- Taylor is now Handmaid-core.
- And somewhere, Gatorade sales just spiked because Travis Kelce was seen in Florida.
Stay tuned. Taylor might drop an album and a shrimp po’ boy recipe next.
