Okay so… imagine waking up, stretching, sipping your iced matcha, and BAM 💥 you find out your ex-hype man just tried to sue you for TWENTY. MILLION. DOLLARS. That’s literally what just happened to Fat Joe, aka Joseph Cartagena, aka the dude who gave us Lean Back and then leaned straight into a legal hurricane. 😩
So here’s the tea (and it’s boiling hot, like McDonald’s coffee lawsuit levels of hot): Fat Joe’s former hype man Terrance “T.A.” Dixon woke up on June 19 and said, “You know what? I’m dropping a lawsuit so dramatic, even the cast of Euphoria would need a break.” 📜💣
This thing isn’t just your usual “he owes me money” drama. Nah. Terrance is claiming the full Netflix docuseries experience:
- Coercive labor exploitation 🧍♂️
- Financial fraud 💰
- Sexual manipulation 🍑
- Violent intimidation 🥊
- Psychological coercion 🧠💥
Like—WHAT IN THE AMERICAN HORROR STORY IS GOING ON HERE?!
He’s saying he was allegedly forced to do *stuff* to keep his job as a hype man. AND THEN—brace yourselves—he accuses Joe of doing things with minors. 👀👀👀 That’s not drama. That’s straight up CRIMINAL MINDS.
But hold up—Fat Joe isn’t staying silent. His lawyer basically said: “LIES. ALL OF IT. Lies with a capital L, I, E, and S.” 👔🚫🧢
In a statement to E! News (because of course E! got the exclusive, duh), Joe’s attorney said the claims are “complete fabrications” and accused Terrance of trying to tank Joe’s reputation faster than a celeb on a reality show.
So what’s next? A court battle? A docuseries? A diss track? A spin-off starring Joe’s lawyer and an emotional support llama? Only time will tell, bestie.
But remember: $20 million might buy you a yacht, a Birkin, and 3 months of NYC rent—but it *cannot* buy inner peace. Or a clean court record.
Stay tuned for the chaos. 🫠💅
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