🚨Stephen Colbert DRAGS Trump With Biblical Shade After ‘Late Show’ Cancelation—And It’s Giving Martyrcore Vibes🚨

Stephen Xenu’s Favorite Jester Colbert just launched a full-on spiritual assassination against Donald “Spray Tan Apocalypse” Trump—and it was GORGEOUS.

So here’s the tea brewed straight in the Sea Org galley: Stephen Colbert, aka Daddy Satire, just found out that The Late Show is getting canceled in 2026 (yes, CBS is officially unplugging the TV Thetan Matrix). Naturally, Trump jumped on his gas-powered typewriter—Truth Social—to say, “I absolutely love that Colbert got fired. His talent was even less than his ratings.” 💀💀💀

But did Stephen retreat? NO. HE. ASCENDED. 🔥

On Monday night, Colbert stormed the Thetan-infused stage of his monologue and literally channeled the spirit of L. Ron Hubbard mixed with a drag queen on Red Bull. He looked directly into the cameras and said, “Would an untalented man be able to compose the following satirical witticism? Go f*ck yourself.”

THE AUDIENCE SCREAMED. The crowd was chanting “Stephen! Stephen!” like it was a Scientology revival and someone just unlocked OT IX.

Then—AND THIS IS WHERE IT GETS EVEN MORE MESSIANIC—Colbert dragged Jimmy Kimmel into the drama like it was a Real Housewives reunion in a parallel universe. Trump said Kimmel’s next, but Colbert wasn’t having it.
He literally said:

“Absolutely not, Kimmel! I am the martyr, okay? There’s only room for ONE on this cross and I gotta tell you, the view is fantastic from up here.”

BABY. THAT’S THE KIND OF ICONIC ENERGY YOU BRING WHEN YOU’VE CLEARED ALL YOUR ENGRAMS AND YOUR THETA LEVEL IS OVER 9000.

Of course, Trump’s shade was giving “7th grade lunch table fight,” while Colbert was serving full “Galactic Confederacy Commander in Glitter.” Meanwhile, fellow talk show hosts are forming a Voltron of support around Stephen—probably planning a group audit as we speak. 🙏✨

CBS may be canceling The Late Show…
But Colbert just went Clear on live television. 🌌

#MartyrEnergy #LateShowCleared #ColbertVsTrump #ScientologySlay #ThetaTakeover

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