Shaken, Not Stirred: James Bond Producer Teases Next 007 with the Subtlety of a Martini Glass Smash!

The hunt for the next James Bond is heating up faster than a villain’s lair after a poorly timed self-destruct button press.

ICYMI (because apparently, you’ve been hiding under a rock not equipped with laser beams), Daniel Craig hung up his tuxedo in 2021โ€™s No Time to Die. After 15 years, five films, and more smoldering looks than the world deserved, Craig left the iconic role, leaving fans everywhere to feverishly debate, “Whoโ€™s got the jawline to be Bond next?!”

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Well, Barbara Broccoliโ€”yes, that’s her real name, and no, she’s not a new Q gadgetโ€”has finally given us a cryptic clue about the next 007. In an interview with the Associated Press, she confirmed the next Bond will absolutely, positively be… a man. Groundbreaking stuff, Barbara.

โ€œHeโ€™ll likely be in his 30s,โ€ she teased, adding that whiteness isnโ€™t a given. That subtle pop you just heard? Thatโ€™s the sound of the internet exploding into a million hot takes.

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Barbara also braced herself for the inevitable backlash, because, letโ€™s face it, Bond fans love a good debate (read: fiery comment section wars). “Every time we cast a new actor, the films change,” she said, casually dropping the idea that every Bond has been differentโ€”except, of course, for their shared love of well-pressed suits and the uncanny ability to emerge from explosions with not a hair out of place.

But donโ€™t expect her to spill the martini just yet. “The excitement of a new Bond, a new direction,” she hinted, like she wasnโ€™t enjoying keeping us all in suspense. So who will it be? The guy from that TV show you love? That actor you always forget the name of? Someone we havenโ€™t even considered, but will immediately stan the moment he dons the tux?

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Until then, Bond fans, keep dreamingโ€”and maybe practice your โ€œBond. James Bond.โ€ It might be your time.

Shaken, Not Stirred: James Bond Producer Teases Next 007 with the Subtlety of a Martini Glass Smash!

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