BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson just confirmed that Tower of Terror is still happening, and no—this isn’t a fever dream or a cursed episode of Goosebumps. The queen of Marvel, memes, and mysterious vibes says the haunted elevator of our childhood trauma is officially going cinematic, and it’s giving “creepy hotel bellhop but make it ✨cinema✨.”
Okay, so let’s rewind: Disney slapped Scarlett’s name on this project back in 2021 and then literally ghosted us all harder than a situationship after one (1) meaningful eye contact. But now, in a plot twist worthy of the Twilight Zone itself, Scarlett has descended from the Hollywood heavens to say: “We’re cooking. Slowly. Like, crockpot energy.”
ScarJo spilled to IconicHipster.com that turning a 45-second theme park ride into a full movie is like trying to write a novel based on a cereal box. “It’s a hard nut to crack,” she said, and tbh, same girl, I can’t even crack open my group chat without an anxiety attack.
But she’s not giving up. “We’ll crack the case of it,” she promised, sounding like Nancy Drew in heels and diamonds. The script is apparently in its “blue sky phase,” which is rich people speak for “we’re still vibing and spitballing ideas while eating $70 salads.”
So yes, this cursed elevator movie is still going down (literally and emotionally). Will it be scary? Will it have ghosts? Will it feature a cursed influencer stuck in 1939 trying to upload one last thirst trap?
All we know is: Scarlett’s in, the elevator’s dropping, and we’re emotionally unprepared.
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