Sarah Ferguson Has Skin Cancer, Only Months After Undergoing Breast Cancer Surgery

Sarah Ferguson, the 64-year-old Duchess of York, is making headlines again! Not for her impeccable taste in hats or her royal etiquette, but for facing off against yet another opponent in the ring of life: skin cancer.

If you remember, back in June 2023, Sarah was dealing with an early form of breast cancer. But she tackled it like a champ, undergoing a mastectomy and showing cancer that it picked the wrong duchess to mess with.

Now, fast forward to January 21, and we’ve got another round of royal rumble on our hands. Brace yourselves, because the latest update is that Sarah has been diagnosed with malignant melanoma โ€“ the kind of thing that sounds more like a villain from a superhero movie than a medical condition.

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A spokesperson spilled the royal tea to Us Weekly, saying, “Her dermatologist, who must have a PhD in being Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass, decided to multitask. While Sarah was busy getting her reconstructive surgery post-mastectomy, they also decided to play mole detective. Lo and behold, one of those little troublemakers turned out to be cancerous!”

Talk about multitasking โ€“ reconstructive surgery and a mole investigation combo! Who says you can’t have fun while battling cancer, right?

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Despite the unexpected plot twist in Sarah’s royal health saga, the spokesperson assured everyone that the duchess is keeping her sense of humor intact. They said, “Yes, another diagnosis so soon after the breast cancer episode might make some throw in the tiara, but not our Duchess! She’s still rocking those good spirits like it’s a royal gala.”

In a gesture fit for a queen โ€“ or in this case, a duchess โ€“ Sarah wants to give a shoutout to her medical team, especially her dermatologist who apparently has the eyes of an eagle. The spokesperson shared her message: “The Duchess wants to express her gratitude to the medical dream team that’s been holding down the fort. Big love to her dermatologist, whose superhero vigilance caught this sneaky illness in the act. Sarah believes her experience is a public service announcement: always keep an eye on your moles!”

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So, let’s raise our royal cups of tea and send our most hilarious memes for a speedy recovery to Sarah, Duchess of York. Because if anyone can turn cancer treatment into a comedy, it’s this fabulous duchess! Get well soon, Sarah โ€“ the kingdom needs its laughter quota filled!

Sarah Ferguson Has Skin Cancer, Only Months After Undergoing Breast Cancer Surgery

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