Robert Downey Jr. has officially clocked out of the Marvel multiverse and checked into full-blown Mediterranean vacation dad mode — and yes, he brought the vibes and his wife, Susan!
The power couple, married since 2005 (that’s like 4,000 years in Hollywood years), were spotted living their best coastal Italian fantasy on Thursday (May 29) in Sardinia, a place so luxurious it makes Capri look like a Motel 6.
RDJ, 60 and clearly aging in reverse, stepped out rocking a fit that screamed “rich uncle on summer sabbatical” — an open black shirt flowing dramatically over a striped tee, black shorts, and a gray bucket hat that said, “I could be on a yacht or filming a Wes Anderson movie, who’s to say?” Meanwhile, Susan, 51 and effortlessly chic, wore a black minidress with a tan sweater tied over her shoulders, perfectly balancing “I brunch with royalty” and “I rescue vintage furniture in Provence.”
After taking in the sights (probably saying things like “Wow, that’s ancient, unlike me”), the whole squad hopped on a boat because apparently sightseeing is better when you’re rich and floating.
This chill Euro escape comes hot on the heels of RDJ’s recent Marvel reunion, where he assembled with his superhero squad for the first official Avengers: Doomsday cast photo. Yes, the gang’s back together, and yes, we’re all already crying in advance.
Oh, and by the way, both Avengers: Doomsday and Avengers: Secret Wars just got their release dates pushed back — which honestly just gives RDJ more time to tan, sip limoncello, and work on his next role: Italy’s most stylish tourist.
Grazie and arrivederci, Tony Stark.
