Ring the wedding bells and pop the overpriced champagne, darling—Robin Thicke is officially a husband again! Yes, Mr. Blurred Lines himself, 48, and his forever-fiancée-turned-wife, April Love Geary, 30, just tied the knot in a fabulously extra ceremony in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on Friday (May 30). And let us just say… it was giving “billionaire romance novel meets tequila commercial” in all the best ways.
April, who waited six entire years for Robin to put a ring on it (officially—because she’s had that ring since 2018, let’s be real), hit Instagram to flex her bridal glow-up. Picture this: she’s dancing in a lace white gown, fireworks lighting up the sky like it’s the 4th of July meets Coachella, and she’s casually sipping something bubbly while perched on Robin’s lap like the queen she is. Meanwhile, in the background? Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” plays as she struts down the aisle—because why not cry and feel holy at the same time?
Now let’s talk stats—because this couple’s got numbers. Robin and April have been doing this love thing since 2014. They got engaged in 2018, but clearly said, “Why rush? Let’s raise a whole kindergarten class before we wed.” And they did! Meet their tiny, adorable entourage: Mia (6), Lola (5), and Luca (4), AKA the flower girl, the ring bearer, and the chaos coordinator. Robin also has a 14-year-old son, Julian, from his previous marriage to actress Paula Patton (they were hitched from 2005 to 2015—RIP to that love story).
So now, after a decade-ish of red carpets, matching swimsuits, and more family vacays than a Disney travel brochure, Robin and April finally made it legal. Congratulations to the happy couple—may your marriage be as legendary as that Cabo sunset and last longer than the song “Blurred Lines” did on the Billboard charts.
Now excuse us while we book a flight to Mexico and start planning our own six-year engagement. Prestige takes time, baby. 💍🇲🇽✨
