Pete Davidson just checked into a retirement home — and no, it’s not for the early bird specials. Our favorite lanky lothario of comedy is trading punchlines for panic attacks in the new horror thriller The Home, and let’s just say… the bingo hall has never been more cursed.
🎬 Plot twist: Pete does chores and fights demons.
The trailer just dropped hotter than a microwave dinner, and it’s giving full “haunted AARP nightmare.” Pete plays a rebellious 20-something sentenced to community service (as one does) at the creepiest retirement home this side of a ghost dimension. But wait — there’s more! The fourth floor is a no-go zone. “Special care” residents live there. Which, in horror-movie language, means probably vampires in orthopedic shoes.
But Pete, being Pete, does not leave weird things alone. He snoops. He investigates. He discovers that these retirees are not just playing bridge and yelling at the TV. Nope — they’ve got secrets darker than a blackout in a blackout.
🧓👹 Senior citizens… but make them terrifying.
This isn’t your grandma’s retirement home. Unless your grandma’s friends include Bruce Altman, John Glover, and several things that go bump in the night. The Home is from James DeMonaco — you know, the twisted genius behind The Purge (aka that franchise where crime is legal and no one gets a nap).
DeMonaco says he wanted that good ol’ 70s horror vibe — suspense, mystery, total chaos. “Epic blood-soaked finale” is literally how he described it. So yeah, maybe don’t bring your squeamish friend. Or do. Watch them scream.
🤡 Pete Davidson: From SNL to OMGWTF.
This isn’t just another “funny guy in a scary movie” moment. Pete’s giving us drama, paranoia, and probably a couple of weed jokes in between near-death experiences. Staten Island’s finest is showing off his dark side — and not just his under-eye circles.
So if you’re into haunted hallways, sinister seniors, and the idea of Pete Davidson getting jump-scared by someone in compression socks, this one’s for you.
🍿 The Home hits theaters July 25 — bring your popcorn and your emotional support animal.
Watch the trailer below, but like… maybe leave the lights on. Just in case.
