Paris Hilton Spills the Tea on Her Fountain-of-Youth Secrets, No Surgery Required

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Paris Hilton, the original queen of “that’s hot,” has decided to bless us mere mortals with the secret behind her ageless glow. Spoiler alert: it’s not surgery, Botox, or an enchanted portrait hidden in her attic.

In a chat with the Zach Sang Show podcast, the Simple Life icon shared how she’s managed to look like she walked straight out of a 2003 Time Capsule, and honestly, her answer might shock you. “I feel really proud that I’m all natural,” Paris declared, like a walking Whole Foods ad. “I’ve stayed out of the sun. I’ve never done Botox, injectables, no surgery, nothing.”

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Now, before you go slapping on SPF 5000 and building a DIY spa in your basement, Paris also credits her eternal youth to a childhood lesson from her mom. “When I was 8, my mom told me, ‘Paris, stay out of the sun.’ And like the obedient heiress I am, I did,” she said, probably while sitting in a perfectly lit room that’s never known a UV ray.

But wait, there’s more! Apparently, Kathy Hilton didn’t just hand out sage advice about sunscreen; she also introduced young Paris to a 10-step skincare routine. TEN steps. At eight years old. Most of us were still figuring out how to tie our shoes, but Paris was out here double cleansing and applying serums like a pro.

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As if that wasn’t enough, Paris revealed her secret weapon: the Sliving Spa, her own personal wellness wonderland, conveniently located in her home. “It has the most epic LED lights, hydrafacial machines, hyperbaric chamber, cryotherapy,” she said, casually listing more amenities than a five-star resort. “It’s basically a real spa.” Honestly, I’m starting to think her house is just a giant skincare aisle at Sephora.

And the pièce de résistance? Paris has a plan for eternal youth. “The plan is to sliv forever,” she said, proving that her made-up word “sliving” is now both a lifestyle and a low-key threat to Father Time. Her husband, Carter Reum, is fully on board with this mission, telling her, “Forever isn’t long enough, so we need the Sliving Spa at the house.”

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Paris Hilton is all-natural, ageless, and apparently one LED facial away from becoming immortal. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just out here hoping our drugstore moisturizer can keep up. Sliv on, Paris. Sliv on.

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