Paris Hilton Has a Message For Those Calling Her a “Bad Mom”

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Paris Hilton is hitting back at the naysayers who dared to suggest she’s anything less than a parenting pro.

In the latest episode of her Peacock extravaganza, “Paris in Love,” the 42-year-old reality maestro gleefully recounts the epic saga of her inaugural diaper-changing adventure with her one-month-old son, Phoenix. Cue the drumroll for a baby-bottom-changing spectacle!

On a glorious Wednesday (formerly known as just another day), Paris swirled into the realm of X (formerly Twitter) to set the record straight, or shall we say, diaper-flat. With the grace of a comedic ninja, she clarified that her diaper-changing declaration was a prime example of her finely honed wit and not an exposรฉ on her mothering skills.

“Just wanted to clear the air about something,” Paris declared in a tweet that could rival Shakespeare’s finest soliloquies. “On my show, #ParisInLove, I joked about changing a diaper for the first time, which, letโ€™s be honest, was just me having a bit of fun โ€“ as you can see I changed his diaper the night I brought him home๐Ÿฅฐ.” She generously shared a clip of the diaper-changing debut for skeptics and enthusiasts alike.

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In a masterclass of comic timing, Paris delved into the serious side of mom life, assuring the world that when it comes to mom-ing, she’s not just dabbling; she’s diving deep into the parenting pool, floaties and all. It’s like synchronized swimming but with more diapers.

“Itโ€™s interesting how a playful comment can be taken so seriously,” Paris mused, raising an invisible but undoubtedly bedazzled eyebrow. She went on to reveal that, despite this season being her most authentic and unfiltered, there’s a lingering specter of her whimsical “Simple Life” character that refuses to vacate the premises.

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“It’s hard to shake off completely,” she confessed, as if trying to dislodge glitter from a party dress. With a solemn nod to responsibility and a twinkle in her eye, Paris stressed the importance of being both a laugh-inducing entertainer and a genuine, responsible parent. Because, as any parenting guru will tell you, it’s crucial to find humor in life but also to treasure those genuinely messy, unfiltered moments.

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“Thanks for understanding,” Paris concluded her epic tale of diaper-drama. “Happy Holidays and much love to you all! ๐Ÿ’– #SlivingMom โœจ.” And with that, the world was enlightened about the trials and triumphs of Paris Hilton, the undisputed queen of diaper humor and slaying motherhood, one glittery step at a time.

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