Breaking News: Amber Portwood’s Fiancé Found—No, He Wasn’t Abducted by Aliens!
Ladies and gentlemen, grab your popcorn because this real-life soap opera has taken a turn for the hilarious! Earlier this week, the world held its breath (okay, maybe just the Teen Mom fans) as Amber Portwood’s new fiancé, Gary Wayt, decided to play an impromptu game of hide and seek.
The drama unfolded after Amber and Gary embarked on an epic journey from Indiana to North Carolina for a family wedding in the oh-so-charming Bryson Bay area. Picture it: dresses, tuxedos, and Gary suddenly deciding he needed a solo adventure.
After a heartfelt and emotionally charged chat with Amber on Sunday, June 9, our hero Gary, age 39, did what any sensible person would do—he grabbed his keys and wallet, ditched his phone like it was 2005, and vanished into the night. Amber, understandably perplexed by Gary’s new Houdini act, reported him missing.
The plot thickened when Gary was spotted on video footage… in Oklahoma. Yes, Oklahoma. Because why not make this saga even more confusing?
But fear not! On Friday, June 14, the Bryson City Police Department swooped in like the superheroes they are and declared on Facebook, “Gary Wayt has been located.” Cue the dramatic music! They followed up with the classic cliffhanger, “No further information available at this time.”
And just like that, the case was closed. Mystery solved. Gary, it seems, just needed a bit of alone time—or maybe he was chasing down the world’s best barbecue in Oklahoma. We may never know. But one thing’s for sure: next time, Gary, leave a note.