Step aside, A-listers, because the real star of the Tribeca Film Festival just showed up in fur and four paws: Orlando Bloom’s bougie little poodle, Biggie Smalls. Yes, you heard that right. Orlando didn’t walk the red carpet — he sauntered it with his teacup pup like it was a Paris runway and everyone else was just background noise.
The Deep Cover premiere was poppin’ with celebs like Bryce Dallas Howard (a.k.a. Queen of Dinosaurs) and Nick Mohammed (from Ted Lasso, not your math class). But even they knew the truth: they were just extras in Biggie Smalls: The Movie (But Actually A Dog).
Orlando, 48 but still hotter than your WiFi after a storm, pulled up like “Here’s my new film,” and Biggie barked, “Nah babes, I am the film.” The duo was also spotted strutting through NYC like they owned it post-Jimmy Fallon taping — as if Fallon didn’t just get overshadowed by a literal fur baby in designer booties.
BTW, Deep Cover drops on Amazon Prime June 12, and it’s giving Brooklyn Nine-Nine meets Mission: Improbable. Plot twist? It follows three improv actors in London who get recruited by the cops to go undercover. So basically… theatre kids turned 007s. We are so here for it.
Catch it for the explosions. Stay for the puppy cameos.
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