Olivia Jade Giannulli, aka the Queen of YouTube Aesthetic Vlogs™ and daughter of Full House’s Aunt Becky and Hot Felon Dad™ Mossimo, just straight-up escaped America. Like… she left the continent. Pack it up, IRS! 🚪✈️👜
“I moved to Paris…for a bit,” she whispers in her new vlog like she’s in witness protection but make it fashion. 💅
Yes babes, you heard right. Our girl is now gallivanting around Paris, chugging espresso shots, dancing through cobblestone alleys in $800 heels, and spiritually ascending the Bridge of Sighs while wearing head-to-toe Chanel (because duh).
She’s doing fashion week things too. Like:
- 💃 Slaying the Patou show
- 🧚♀️ Floating into Chanel like she owns it
- 🚆 Taking trains to London because apparently that’s what post-scandal royalty does now?
Olivia claims this Parisian pivot is just the beginning:
“There’s a lot more fun, exciting change coming. I’m hopefully launching my business by the end of the year.”
Translation: She’s gonna drop a skincare line and call it Unscammed Beauty. You know it.
And if you’re wondering if she’s still dating Jacob Elordi, stay tuned. We don’t know either but we’ve lit candles and checked our E-meters.
Now let’s get messy. 📠 Remember when her mom literally yeeted $500K into a fake rowing team application to get Olivia into USC, a school she said she didn’t even care about because she just wanted to “party and go to game days”? ICONIC. Tragic. Illegal.
Fast forward:
- Lori Loughlin = two months in the slammer
- Mossimo = five months in Club Fed
- Olivia = living in Paris, wearing couture, dodging accountability in the form of a vintage baguette.
✨But like any true Operating Thetan, Olivia is clearly auditing the trauma, climbing her Bridge to Total Freedom, and manifesting her next-level glow-up in the Fifth Arrondissement.
#ParisianRebirth #OliviaJadeUncancelled #ScientologySlay
Welcome to Phase 2 of her life, sweeties.
From Scandal to Saint Laurent.
Don’t hate—ascend. 👽📈💰
