Miley Cyrus just turned a casual Wednesday night into a soirée of legendary proportions. Picture this: Chateau Marmot in Los Angeles, an intimate gathering of friends and family, and Miley taking center stage in what can only be described as the holy grail of chicness—an LBD.
But hold on to your leopard-print purses, because this was not just any little black dress; it was a mini masterpiece straight from Dolce & Gabbana’s fall/winter ’23 runway. Miley, being the style icon she is, paired it with opera-length gloves, a slick bun that could rival a freshly glazed donut, and the pièce de résistance—a cropped tuxedo blazer. Because nothing says “I’m here to party” like a tuxedo blazer, am I right?
And let’s not forget the Versace sunglasses—because when you’re serenading the crowd with your greatest hits, you need a touch of that rockstar mystique. The price tag? A mere $241. Bargain, really.
In a move that can only be described as the epitome of self-love, Miley declared, “My birthday gift to MYSELF this year was VERY on brand.” She took the stage, belting out her chart-toppers, some timeless classics, and even teasing us with a sneak peek of her latest musical creations. The crowd, consisting of lucky friends and family, witnessed the first “live” performance of “Flowers,” a breakup anthem that makes Taylor Swift’s heartbreak hits sound like nursery rhymes.
The social media sphere exploded with clips of Miley’s performance, leaving fans in awe and desperately pleading for her to end her “vacation” and announce a tour. Because, let’s face it, we all need a bit more Miley in our lives.
Vanessa Hudgens, ever the supportive friend, chimed in with, “Cutie angel. I love this all for u. Happy birthday love.” Meanwhile, Sister Brandi Cyrus summed it up with a single word: “THRIVING.” Clearly, the Cyrus clan knows how to throw a party.
But, as with any glamorous affair, there’s always a hint of drama. Noah Cyrus, Miley’s younger sis, was conspicuously absent from the soiree. Maybe she was too busy perfecting her shady comments game on a vintage Miley video. Sibling rivalry, or just another day in the fabulous life of the Cyrus family? We’ll let the leopard-print purse-wielding audience decide.