Taylor Swift Reacts To Historic Billboard Record For ‘The Tortured Poets Department’

Taylor Swift is currently experiencing the equivalent of finding out your pet goldfish won the lottery and is now living it up in a tiny fish mansion. “What do you MEAN,” exclaimed the 34-year-old “But Daddy I Love Him” singer-songwriter, responding to the latest Billboard report about her album’s opening sales figures.

“My mind is blown. I’m completely floored by the love you’ve shown this album. 2.6 million ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS?? Thank you for listening, streaming, and essentially inviting Tortured Poets to crash on your mental couch. Feeling completely overwhelmed. I was already so fired up to get back to the tour but you doing THIS?? May 9th can’t come soon enough 🤍,” she continued, presumably while trying to find a chair sturdy enough to handle her astonishment.

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‘The Tortured Poets Department’ is currently the best-selling album of 2024, and has the largest streaming week ever-recorded for an album. CONGRATULATIONS TAYLOR!

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