Lil Xan is now officially facing legal consequences for what might be the wildest WWE tryout ever held at a rap concert. Months after allegedly turning his mic into a projectile weapon and demonstrating his best Bruce Lee impression on a fan, the rapper has been slapped with two felony assault and battery charges.
Yes, you read that rightโone charge for yeeting his microphone like Thorโs hammer, and another for allegedly kicking a concertgoerโs head like he was auditioning for the next Mortal Kombat.
The Incident: Mic Drops, Kicks Fly, Chaos Ensues
It all went down at the Royale Boston nightclub back in November, where Lil Xanโknown for his hit song Betrayedโallegedly took the phrase โdrop the micโ a little too literally. Boston police had been on his trail since the incident, but he seemingly pulled a Houdini and vanished from the scene.
While initial reports suggested the attack was completely unprovoked, new footage tells a slightly different story. The so-called “victim” was apparently flipping Lil Xan off before things escalated. And by โescalated,โ we mean Xan going full Street Fighter mode.
And in a true plot twist, another video shows Lil Xan himself getting absolutely body-slammed onstage right after the alleged assault. Karma moves fast.
New Year, New Xan?
Lil Xan was hoping 2025 would be all about fresh starts and good vibes. The rapper, who recently hit his 3-year sobriety milestone, said he planned to โnever againโ be in this kind of situation.
Unfortunately, the past has a way of catching upโespecially when the past involves aerial microphones and surprise dropkicks. The saga continues. Stay tuned for the next episode of Lil Xan vs. The Law.