Dakota Johnson just went FULL UNFILTERED on live TV and we are here for the drama.
On Monday’s Today show (June 9), Dakota, who’s busy promoting her latest flick Materialists alongside Chris Evans (yes, that Chris Evans — the one married to Alba Baptista, living the dream), was hit with the classic “What’s your dating non-negotiable?” question.
Side note: Dakota and her long-time beau Chris Martin recently called it quits, so you KNOW this answer was gonna be spicy.
The host, Craig Melvin, asks, “If you had a real-life matchmaker, what’s the ONE thing you absolutely cannot compromise on?”
Chris Evans, being the gentleman with a heart full of puppy love, goes, “Must love dogs. Like, if you’re not a dog person, what are you even doing with your life?” (Dodger, his dog, clearly runs the show.)
Then Dakota, without missing a beat, goes full savage and blurts out: “Like, not an a–hole.”
Cue Craig’s horrified, “Uhhh, we gotta clean that up for the West Coast feed, guys!”
Chris Evans, ever the diplomat, chimes in with, “That’s concise. Nail on the head.”
And boom, just like that, Dakota Johnson brought us all the dating tea, with a side of F-bomb realness, live and unbleeped — until the West Coast swooped in with the censorship squad.
Honestly? If that’s the dating rulebook, sign us up. Who else is tired of dating literal a-holes? Dakota’s out here setting the standards while we’re still figuring out if we can handle a group chat without drama.
Stay tuned for more Materialists and more unfiltered Dakota moments, because apparently, live TV just got a whole lot more entertaining.
@todayshow #DakotaJohnson’s dating dealbreaker hit the nail on the head. 🔨 "Materialists" is in theaters June 13. #TODAYShow ♬ original sound – TODAY Show
