🚨 Legendary Space Jesus Yeets Off to the Great Galaxy in the Sky at 87 🚨

Buy Me A Coffee

One of the ultimate OGs of sci-fi sass and Monty Python madness has officially boarded the Millennium Falcon to the after-afterlife. That’s right, Kenneth Colley — aka Admiral Piett, the only Imperial officer who didn’t get yeeted by Vader mid-meeting, AND actual Jesus in Monty Python’s Life of Brian — has passed away at 87. And no, this isn’t a plot twist from a Disney+ series. It’s real.

See also  TikTok Influencer Taylor Rousseau Grigg's Cause of Death Revealed

Our man Ken went out like a Shakespearean legend, surrounded by tea, probably a foggy window, and a dusty shelf full of BAFTA DVDs. He passed on June 30 in his Kent home after catching the worst kind of plot twist — COVID turned pneumonia. Like… seriously, can 2025 chill for five minutes??

But wait, this man’s resume was stacked. He played Jesus with a British accent (blasphemous slay), survived Darth Vader’s mood swings (iconic), and performed Beckett’s Waiting for Godot like a theatrical boss. He was also in weird cult films and looked like the kind of guy who’d scold you for drinking milk before 10 AM.

See also  Liam Payne Snapchat Account Was Still Posting Media Minutes Before His Death

Oh — and yes, he even came back as Lego Admiral Piett in Lego Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out (justice for underrated spin-offs 💅).

Kenneth Colley wasn’t just an actor. He was the vibe. Like, if British drama and absurdist comedy had a baby, it’d be him. RIP to a man who played Jesus and a space admiral. Not many can do both. Actually, only one could. And now he’s gone. 🚀👑

See also  Australian Breakdancer Raygun Releases Statement About Online Bullying After Disastrous Olympic Performance

Fly high, Admiral. May your Wi-Fi in heaven be strong and your tea forever hot.
#StarWarsLegend #JesusAndPiett?? #KenColleyForever 😭✨

🚨 Legendary Space Jesus Yeets Off to the Great Galaxy in the Sky at 87 🚨

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Kimora Lee Simmons’ Daughter Aoki Simmons Announces Retirement From Modeling And Explains Why

Aoki Lee Simmons, the 22-year-old offspring of fabulousness personified...

First Responders Reveal Details About Finding Matthew Perry in a Jacuzzi

Matthew Perry found himself in quite the pickle on...

Skai Jackson Joins the Mom Club – and It’s Officially Adorable

Well, Disney Channel graduates keep leveling up, and this...

Zac Efron Speaks Out After Pool Hospitalization Incident, Shares Post Photo

Zac Efron is making waves—literally and figuratively—after a weekend...

SZA Talks About Removing Her Breast Implants

Hold onto your seats! It's time for the boobie...

Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco Look So In Love After LA Dinner Date

Selena Gomez and her beau, Benny Blanco, were practically...

You Might Also Like

Jen Shah’s Prison Chronicles: Early Release Edition

Stop the presses—or at least pause your Housewives binge...

Goldie Hawn Reveals That Aliens Once Touched Her Face

Goldie Hawn, yes, that Goldie Hawn, the legendary actress...

Timothée Chalamet’s Gas Station Pit Stop: Bob Dylan, Box Office Wins, and Premium Unleaded

Well, it seems even Hollywood heartthrobs like Timothée Chalamet...