BREAKING: Lady Gaga just caused a fashionable earthquake in Mexico City, and honestly, we’re still recovering.
The 39-year-old Queen of Quirk stomped onto the stage at Estadio GNP Seguros for not one, but TWO sold-out nights of her ¡VIVA LA MAYHEM! tour — because if you’re gonna cause chaos, might as well do it back-to-back, right?
Gaga basically brought the same show she unleashed at Coachella (where she made the desert sweat glitter), but with a few spicy extras for her Mexico fans on Saturday (April 26) and Sunday (April 27).
At Night #1, Mother Monster got in her feels and read an emotional letter to her fans in Spanish. That’s right — not only did she serve vocals, choreo, and enough costume changes to fill an entire Sephora store, she also busted out a heartfelt love letter. Multilingual queen behavior!
Here’s the vibe of the letter, if you need a quick cry:
📝 “Dear adorable monsters, thanks for letting me scream-sing and do backbends in your stunning country. It’s been 13 years since my last visit — sorry about that, I got lost in a meat dress somewhere. I hope you can tell I was serving MAXIMUM effort tonight. Love you like an extra side of guac.”
Okay, maybe not a direct quote, but you get it.
She also reminded the crowd that Mexico City has a sacred spot in her heart — it’s where she ended her Monster Ball tour back in the day. Iconic. Historic. Like the invention of Wi-Fi, but gayer.
AND THEN… she hit us with the live debut of her new song, “Blade of Grass,” which she wrote for her fiancé, Michael Polansky.
Because nothing says “I’m head-over-heels” like singing about… blades of grass. (Honestly, goals.)
In Gaga’s words (probably while dramatically clutching her heart and/or rolling on the floor):
🎤 “I wrote this song for my favorite human, my fiancé Michael. First time I’m performing it. Hope y’all cry responsibly. Love is real. Wear sunscreen.”
(DISCLAIMER: sunscreen not provided.)
And now, the holy scripture a.k.a the full setlist, featuring some spicy lil’ switches from Coachella:
1. Bloody Mary (yes, the TikTok anthem)
2. Abracadabra (it’s giving ‘witchcraft but make it fashion’)
3. Judas (Jesus is shaking)
4. Scheiße (don’t Google that at work)
5. Garden of Eden (Eve who?)
6. Poker Face (still iconic, still confusing everyone at karaoke)
7. Perfect Celebrity (spoiler: it’s her)
8. Disease (catchy, literally)
9. Paparazzi (paparazzi wish they could)
10. Alejandro (we’re all still apologizing to him)
11. The Beast (not to be confused with Belle’s boyfriend)
12. Killah (warning: may cause spontaneous hair flips)
13. ZombieBoy (undead but make it camp)
14. Die With a Smile (title goes hard)
15. How Bad Do U Want Me (answer: a lot)
16. Shadow of a Man / Kill For Love (duet with your own tears)
17. Born This Way (gay rights anthem, still undefeated)
18. Blade of Grass (🥲💍🌿)
19. Shallow (everyone screamed “AHHHHAAAHAHAHAAAAAAA”)
20. Vanish Into You (ghosted but glam)
21. Bad Romance (the national anthem of planet Earth)
Gaga didn’t just visit Mexico City — she body-snatched the entire city, showered it in sequins, made everyone sob, then left them wanting more. As she should.
Who’s ready to buy a fake grass blade and frame it on their wall??
(Me. It’s me.)
