Rumor has it that Jason, 36, and Kylie, 32, have been plotting world domination since 2018 under the guise of marriage. Their three little agents of chaos, Wyatt (4), Elliotte (3), and Bennett (1), have been honing their skills in the art of mayhem.
In a recent confessional with The Strategist, Kylie spilled the beans about the potential for another pint-sized co-conspirator.
Kylie, a connoisseur of things she can’t live without, raved about Hanna Andersson kids’ pajamas, which have become the unsung heroes in their home, serving valiantly as hand-me-downs for her trio of mischief-makers.
“We hit the jackpot with three girls,” Kylie revealed. “We’ve turned clothes into a sibling relay race, passing them from Wyatt to Elliotte to Bennett. Those pajamas have seen more action than a Marvel superhero!”
She confessed that the pajamas might be a bit battle-worn, which is only natural when they’ve survived “a million wears and a million washes.”
Kylie also shared that the indestructible nature of these PJs means she’s holding onto them for potential future recruits.
“The Hanna Andersson PJs are like the cockroaches of kids’ clothing – they just don’t die. We’ve got some stashed away, just in case a fourth munchkin joins the team,” Kylie added with a wink. “They’re the best investment. And the sales? Don’t even get me started. It’s like Christmas in July!”