Guess what? Kylie Jenner just spilled the tea on her relationship status with Jordyn Woods, and it’s juicier than a ripe watermelon!
In case your memory is as sketchy as mine after a weekend Netflix binge, let me jog it: A couple of years ago, the reality star extraordinaire and makeup mogul, Kylie, and her former BFF, Jordyn, had a colossal fallout thanks to a cheating circus involving Khloe Kardashian, Tristan Thompson (Khloe’s beau at the time), and the enigmatic Jordyn.
Fast forward to now, and it seems like there’s some reconciliation brewing in the air. Kylie and Jordyn have been spotted together a few times lately, even posing for their first snap together in what feels like eons.
In the latest episode of “The Kardashians” extravaganza, which hit Hulu like a meteor of drama on Thursday (May 30), Kylie spilled the beans to her sister Khloe about bumping into Jordyn in the city of love, Paris.
“I saw Jordyn again in Paris,” Kylie started, with all the suspense of a Netflix thriller. “It was a hoot. I reckon we’ve got a tad more space in our friendship now. It’s like, we exchange carrier pigeons once a month.”
Then came the bombshell: Kylie declared that all the hullabaloo with Jordyn is so last season. They’ve moved on.
“I reckon what I dig now is that the internet gossip about us is kaput,” Kylie declared triumphantly. “Remember when we were snapped leaving that swanky eatery, and it was the talk of the town for a hot minute? Well, now it’s yesterday’s news. People know we’re chill and ain’t nobody yakking about it anymore.”
Khloe, ever the sage big sister, chimed in, “I’ve always said, darling, life’s too short for regrets. And I certainly don’t want you regretting anything about your connection with moi. When you were pining over Jordyn, I never batted an eyelash. Your friendships are your business, babe. It’s not my circus.”
In her private interview, Kylie got all reflective, sharing, “I’m chuffed to bits to have this chinwag with Khloe because people don’t get how kind-hearted she is. Even when everything hit the fan, her vibe stayed true. She was all, ‘Do what makes you happy, sis. Nothing trumps your happiness in my book.’”
Khloe, on her part, confessed she’s still a bit miffed by the ongoing gossip surrounding her and Jordyn. But she’s all about empathy for Kylie, stuck in the middle like a kid in a tug-of-war match.
“They keep pitting us girls against each other, and it’s a load of codswallop,” Khloe exclaimed in her secret interview. “I can’t stand this whole ‘team Jordyn’ or ‘team Kylie’ malarkey. We’re just trying to live our best lives, not starring in some cheesy reality TV showdown.”
Wrapping it up with a bow of sisterly wisdom, Khloe dropped the mic, “All we crave is a dollop of happiness, a sprinkle of peace, and a heap of health. That’s the Kardashian creed, baby!”