Prince Harry just wrapped up his whirlwind, heart-throbbing, lovey-dovey journey through the Great White North with a speech that could make even the toughest lumberjack shed a tear.
The Duke of Sussex bid adieu to British Columbia in style, leaving 200 guests at a gala swooning and cheering like they just witnessed the most epic maple syrup chug-off in history. And who was by his side, cheering the loudest? None other than his better half, the Duchess herself, Meghan Markle.
With the grace of a swan and the charm of a Canadian goose, Harry poured his heart out, talking unity, truth, and all that jazz, while tears threatened to turn his ruggedly handsome face into a sopping wet mess.
“Hey, you hosers, let’s all hold hands and sing ‘Kumbaya’!” Harry’s speech seemed to say as he gave a shoutout to the First Nations for letting them crash on their turf for the Invictus Games.
Harry, channeling his inner Shakespeare, waxed poetic about the Invictus community, those brave souls who make superheroics look as easy as tossing a puck around on a frozen pond. “I tell ya, when I’m hangin’ with these Invictus heroes, I feel like I’m right at home, eh?”
And Meghan? Oh, she was positively glowing, like a double-double under the Tim Hortons’ lights, decked out in a dress so fabulous it could make a moose do a double take. Olive green, off-the-shoulder, and designed by none other than Greta Constantine, this dress was the Canadian equivalent of finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
A love story sweeter than a stack of pancakes drizzled in maple syrup, a prince, a duchess, and a whole lot of Canadian charm.
