Kristen Stewart Slams Critics Of Her ‘Rolling Stone’ Cover, Calls Them “Homophobic”

Buy Me A Coffee

Buckle up for the rollercoaster of Kristen Stewart’s clapback to the haters of her Rolling Stone cover, featuring a hand plunging into her jockstrap like it’s the last piece of candy in the universe.

In a recent Late Show with Stephen Colbert episode, Kristen, the 33-year-old master of cool, was asked about the “oh-so-scandalous” cover while she was supposed to be talking about her movie, Love Lies Bleeding. Classic diversion, right?

See also  Chick-Fil-A Plans To Launch Its Own Streaming Service Featuring Original Programming

Colbert, being the mischievous host he is, teased the audience about showing the cover, but alas, CBS, in all its prudish glory, vetoed that idea faster than you can say “jockstrap.” But fear not, for Kristen and Colbert were here to deliver the goods in a verbal sense.

With Colbert gushing about how Kristen looked better in a jockstrap than he ever could (that’s a mental image we’ll never unsee), Kristen took the reins and dived into the pool of absurdity headfirst.

See also  "You Want to Live in Taiwan!?": Parker Posey’s ‘White Lotus’ Character Has No Idea Where She Is—And Honestly, Same

She swam through the sea of double standards, pointing out how male pubic hair and hands in pants seem to grace magazine covers with as much frequency as your morning coffee. But, oh no, when it’s a woman daring to assert her sexuality, suddenly it’s all “homophobic” and “sexist.”

Colbert, ever the voice of reason (or sarcasm, who knows?), chimed in about how he’s seen more skin on a Rolling Stone cover than at a nudist beach. Kristen, not one to back down, doubled down on her assertion that female sexuality isn’t just a passive object of desire but a force to be reckoned with. Take that, societal norms!

See also  Kristen Stewart Crashed Ex Robert Pattinson's Birthday According to 'Twilight' Director

Kristen Stewart, the queen of calling out the absurdity, one jockstrap at a time. Let’s raise a toast to her unwavering sass and killer comebacks. Cheers!

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

SZA & Taylor Swift Plot World Domination (or Maybe Just a Song)

SZA and Taylor Swift might be cooking up something...

Insider Spills Details About Kylie Jenner And Timothee Chalamet’s Relationship

The internet’s favorite couple, Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet,...

Dustin Milligan Only Had Two Weeks to Transform into a Christmas Snack for Hot Frosty

Dustin Milligan, the 39-year-old heartthrob best known for Schitt’s...

Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco Cook Up New Tunes—and Chaos—on TikTok

Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco might just be whipping...

Liam Payne’s Family Releases A Statement Concerning His Death

Liam Payne’s family has released a statement on his...

You Might Also Like

Details About Justin Timberlake’s Plea Deal In DWI Case Revealed

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Nope, it’s Justin...

Ciara Performs Her Greatest Hits In A Leather Catsuit To Open ESPYS 2024

Ciara just rocketed the 2024 ESPY Awards into another...

NeNe Leakes Reveals She’s Dated a Superstar

NeNe Leakes is about to spill the piping hot...

Suki Waterhouse Covers British Vogue With Her And Robert Pattinson’s Daughter

Suki Waterhouse is dropping jaws and cracking smiles as...

Rihanna Reveals Her Most Favorite ‘Real Housewives’ Star

If you thought Rihanna was just busy being a...