Kris Jenner is out here doing what she does best—making us all look like slackers in the family department. The 69-year-old momager-extraordinaire hopped on Instagram on Saturday (December 14) to gush over her “incredible grandsons,” Mason (now 15, gasp!) and Reign (a sprightly 10). And here’s the kicker—they share the same birthday. What are the odds? (Actually, don’t ask Kris that. She’s too busy penning heartfelt essays and perfecting her martini game.)
“Happy birthday to my two incredible grandsons, Mason and Reign! Our birthday twins!” Kris typed, probably while sipping something fabulous in a leopard-print robe. “I still can’t believe the two of you share the exact same birthday.” Honestly, Kris, neither can we. It’s giving cosmic coincidence, or maybe just Kardashian-level planning.
Alongside this sugary declaration, Kris shared a scrapbook of photos that probably came from her meticulously organized vault of memories (you know she has one). The shots of Mason and Reign over the years are peak Kardashian cuteness—think matching PJs, vacation glam, and possibly a little chaos in the mix.
Then Kris really went for it, turning this Instagram post into what might as well be a mini novel. First up, Mason: “You are so kind, creative, smart, talented, and the best brother, son, grandson, cousin, and friend.” Whew! Mason is clearly setting the bar high for the rest of us. “Watching you grow up and become such a caring and wonderful young man is pure magic.” Pure magic, Mason’s out here sprinkling pixie dust while we’re just trying to figure out what’s for dinner.
And Reign? Oh, you know Kris wasn’t about to skimp on the praise for her pint-sized ball of energy. “Reign, you bring so much energy, laughter, and joy wherever you go.” Translation: Reign is the family firecracker, and Kris loves every second of it. She added, “Your inquisitive mind and vibrant personality light up every room.” Basically, if Reign enters a room, you’re going to know about it—probably because he’s asking 15 questions about the Wi-Fi password while cracking a joke.
Kris wrapped it all up with the kind of grandma love that could make a Hallmark writer cry: “You fill my life with so much pride and happiness, and I love you both with every bit of my heart and soul.” Aww, Kris! “I’m so proud of the incredible boys you are and excited for the amazing futures you both have ahead of you.” She also threw in some emojis for good measure, because even Kris Jenner isn’t above a well-placed 🥰❤️🎂🎉.
Mason and Reign, for those keeping up (with the Kardashians, obviously), are Kourtney Kardashian’s kids with her ex, Scott Disick. The duo also has a sister, 12-year-old Penelope, and now a new little brother, Rocky, whom Kourtney shares with her rocker hubby, Travis Barker.
So, cheers to Mason and Reign—birthday twins, Kardashian royalty, and the apple(s) of Kris Jenner’s eye. May your futures be as dazzling as your grandma’s martini collection.