What’s Coming in Season 3 of ‘The White Lotus’

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The White Lotus is coming back for a third season, and it’s not taking a leisurely stroll—it’s doing a cha-cha to Thailand! HBO is basically saying, “We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, and we’re gonna serve it with a side of tropical paradise.”

Mike White, the maestro behind the madness, spilled the coconut water on what’s cooking in the upcoming season during an interview that probably had more twists than the show itself. Picture this: Mike, sipping a mocktail, wearing a floral shirt that’s louder than the drama in the series. He’s like, “Hey, world, get ready for a rollercoaster on steroids!”

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Here’s the scoop. The man himself is juggling scripts like a clown with too many colorful balls, and he’s itching to shout, “Action!” But, oh dear, the SAG strike is playing hard to get. If it doesn’t resolve soon, we might be waiting longer than a sloth in slow motion.

But fear not! Mike spilled the beans on what’s in store. Brace yourselves for a supersized White Lotus. Yep, you heard it right—it’s like ordering a regular pizza, and they deliver a double-decker monstrosity that could feed a small village. Longer episodes, bigger drama, and crazier plot twists than a conspiracy theorist’s Pinterest board.

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And what’s on the menu for this extended buffet of chaos? Well, Mike’s serving up a satirical feast on death, Eastern religion, and spirituality. It’s like taking a vacation to the afterlife with a layover in enlightenment. Season one tackled money, season two got down and dirty with sex, and now, get ready for a spiritual awakening that might just leave you questioning your life choices.

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So, mark your calendars for 2025, pack your sense of humor, and get ready to dive into The White Lotus: Thailand Edition. It’s gonna be so good, even the coconuts are cracking up!

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