Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker Share Photos of Their Son Rocky Thirteen

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Ladies and gents, brace yourselves for the grand introduction of the newest member of the Kardashian-Barker circus – the one and only, baby Rocky Thirteen Barker! Drumroll, please!

So, on a fine Friday (because, you know, mundane days are so last season), Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker decided to grace Instagram with the unveiling of their latest masterpiece – a tiny human named Rocky, who made his grand entrance into the world on November 1. Move over, Picasso, there’s a new artist in town!

In the exclusive photos, the dynamic trio – Kourtney at 44, Travis at 48, and the star of the show, Rocky – are dressed like the coolest rock band you’ve never heard of, sprawled out on the floor as if they just dropped the hottest album of the century. No faces revealed, though. They’re keeping Rocky’s identity a secret agent level classified information.

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But fear not, because in a riveting display of parental oversharing, we get treated to snapshots of Rocky’s pint-sized tootsies. Yes, you heard that right – the world has now been graced with the cuteness of baby feet. Move aside, Cinderella’s glass slipper!

In another captivating scene, Kourtney multitasks like the superhero mom she is, with a photo of her multitasking maestro self breastfeeding Rocky. Talk about a multitasking legend in the making! Meanwhile, Travis seals the deal with a heartwarming kiss, because why not? It’s not every day you get a new sibling, especially one with such a rock ‘n’ roll name.

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And just in case you lost track of the Kardashian-Jenner-Barker-Disick-Moakler family tree, let us break it down for you: Rocky now joins the ranks of Kourtney’s trio of tykes – Mason, Penelope, and Reign – and Travis’ trio of teens – Landon, Alabama, and the illustrious stepdaughter Atiana. It’s a modern-day Brady Bunch, but with more tattoos and probably a cooler playlist.

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Welcome to the world, baby Rocky Thirteen Barker – where every day is a photoshoot, and the diaper changes are sponsored by rock and roll. May your life be filled with laughter, love, and a future reality TV contract! 🎸🍼 #RockOnRocky

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