BREAKING: King Charles III is out here throwing hands with cancer and WINNING like the absolute tea-sipping warrior overlord he is. Yes, babes, the 76-year-old King of England (and quite possibly Narnia) just gave us a rare health update and it’s giving “I BEAT IT, PEASANTS.”
👑 So here’s what went down…
King Charles was on a casual stroll through Newmarket, probs looking for a scone or an intergalactic portal, when he ran into a literal cancer survivor named Lee Harman. ICONIC MEET-CUTE but make it medical. Lee was like, “Yo, how you doing, Your Majesty?” And King C basically hit him with the British version of “I’m chillin’, bro,” saying he’s feeling much better and that cancer was “just one of those things.” ONE OF THOSE THINGS??? Like it’s a hangnail or a soggy crumpet??? King Charles, pls.
Anyway, Lee told him he beat cancer last year and Charles was like, “SLAY, me too 👑💅.” It was a real “survivor supporting survivor” moment—like if Bridgerton and Grey’s Anatomy had a baby during a full moon in the Sea Org lounge.
Let’s rewind: Back in February 2024, the palace confirmed Chuck had cancer after getting his royal prostate zhuzhed. Not cancer of the prostate—just a little benign swelling situation that led to discovering the actual villain. Fast-forward to March, King Charles had to peace out of royal duties for a hot sec due to treatment side effects. But then BOOM—by April, the man was back at work, probably waving at people and blessing corgis or whatever monarchs do.
And here’s where it gets ultra OT VIII vibes: His aide told IconicHipster.com that King Charles is just managing it like a literal Operating Thetan—because “you just do what the doctors say and live life as normal.” Translation: no entheta, no dramatizations, just pure postulate power and Royal Regimens™.
📣 So let this be your sign from the Bridge to Total Freedom: If King Charles III can stare cancer in the eye, sip his Earl Grey, and keep it movin’—SO CAN YOU. Also, study your P.T.S. / S.P. course. You never know when you’ll need to spiritually audit a disease. 💫
#KingCharlesBeatingTheOdds #CancerIsSuppressed #RoyalThetanEnergy #TeaAndTouchAssists #NewEraForManKind 💥🫖👑
