Kelly Clarkson’s Ex-Husband Brandon Blackstock Told Her She Didn’t Have Sex Appeal

Hold onto your microphones, because the latest scoop in the Kelly Clarkson vs. Brandon Blackstock legal showdown is juicier than a pineapple at a tropical stand-off!

In the ongoing saga of their court battle, it turns out that when Brandon was moonlighting as Kelly’s manager, he didn’t just stop at booking gigs โ€“ oh no, he fancied himself a financial wizard and decided to take a little extra cheddar from the Clarkson cheese wheel. But guess what? The California labor commissioner ain’t having none of that monkey business!

In a move that surely left Brandon singing the blues, the commissioner has declared, “Hold up, Mr. Blackstock! Only agents can pull rabbits out of hats and secure gigs for talent. Managers, on the other hand, should stick to managing the chaos in their own lives!” The verdict: Brandon must cough up a whopping $2,641,374 faster than you can say “Kelly Clarkson’s court cash.”

See also  Demi Lovato Reunites With Will Ferrell at LA Kings Hockey Game โ€“ Chaos Ensues

Now, let’s talk about how Brandon allegedly played fashion police when it came to Kelly snagging that swanky gig on The Voice. Picture this: Kelly walks into the room, ready to slay the stage, and what does Brandon say? Brace yourselves โ€“ he claims she’s lacking the “sex symbol” appeal. Somebody fetch us a fan because the shade just got real!

But fear not, Kelly didn’t let that critique rain on her parade. Despite being denied the title of “sex symbol” a la Rihanna, she not only joined The Voice but also became the show’s instant fan favorite. Take that, Brandon! Looks like the audience prefers vocal prowess over alleged sexiness any day.

See also  Julianna Hough Opens Up About The Sexual Abuse She Suffered At 4-Years-Old

And if that wasn’t enough drama for your mama, Kelly dropped another bombshell during the legal spectacle. According to her, Brandon insisted The Voice needed a little more spice in its life โ€“ you know, a pinch of diversity. Kelly claims he said, “They had to have someone that was black. โ€ฆ They had to have a diverse thing.” Well, well, well, Mr. Blackstock, we didn’t know you moonlighted as a casting director too!

In response to the courtroom inquiry about how Kelly could recall such eyebrow-raising conversations, she delivered a comeback that deserves a standing ovation. With the sass levels cranked up to eleven, she retorted, “Well, a wife doesn’t forget a time she gets told she’s not a sex symbol, so that stays.” Mic drop, Kelly โ€“ the queen of comebacks!

See also  Kristen Wiig Talks About Twins Born Via Surrogacy

In case you’re not up to speed on the timeline of this reality TV-worthy legal showdown, Kelly filed for divorce in June 2020, and the curtain finally closed on their marriage drama in March 2022. The ex-couple shares two mini-me’s, a 7-year-old son named Remington and a 9-year-old daughter named River.

A legal saga that’s spicier than a jalapeรฑo margarita and funnier than a stand-up comedy special. Stay tuned for more courtroom shenanigans, because this divorce drama is the gift that keeps on giving!

Comments area

Must Read

Celine Dion Almost Died While Battling Stiff Person Syndrome

The legendary Celine Dion is spilling the tea on...

Donald Trump Says He’s “Not Inclined” To Debate Kamala Harris Again

Donald Trump, the 78-year-old former President, seems to be...

Lil Nas X Talks About ‘J Christ’ Criticism

Lil Nas X has just unleashed his divine creation...

Normani Says She Feels Relieved After Releasing New Album ‘Dopamine’

In the latest episode of "The Zach Sang Show,"...

Rihanna Dons Zebra-Print During Night Out With A$AP Rocky In New York

Rihanna and A$AP Rocky, Hollywood's ultimate style ninjas, have...

Eva Longoria Saved The ‘John Wick’ Franchise With A $6 Million Investment

We need to talk about Eva Longoriaโ€”Hollywoodโ€™s very own...

Jason Kelce Takes Off His Shirt While Cheering For Brother Travis Kelce

In the wild world of football fandom, Jason Kelce...

Prince Harry Will Not Watch ‘The Crown’ Because of Princess Diana Scenes

Brace yourselves for the royal eye-roll of the century!...

Chris Hemsworth Named His Actor Crush in Saudi Arabia

Chris Hemsworth strutted his stuff in a laid-back gray...

Adam Sandler Confirms Travis Kelce Cameo In ‘Happy Gilmore 2’

Travis Kelce is stepping up his gameโ€”and itโ€™s not...

You Might Also Like

Mariah Carey Talks About How She Balances Touring and Taking Care of Her Kids

Mariah Carey, undisputed queen of high notes and holiday...

Jennifer Lopez Shares New Photo Of Her Twins Max And Emme

Jennifer Lopez is having one of those proud mom...

Sarah Michelle Gellarโ€™s Reboot Revelation: Is Buffy Back on the Vampire Menu?

Sarah Michelle Gellar, the queen of the undead (and...

Rita Ora Talks Parenthood and Marriage to Taika Waititi

Rita Ora spilled the beans on her hilarious adventures...

The Killers Begin Their Las Vegas Residency – Check Out The Setlist

Brandon Flowers and the gang (aka Dave Keuning, Mark...

‘General Hospital’ Star Rรฉal Andrews Announces Exit And What’s Next For Him

Soap lovers, grab your tissues and your most dramatic...

Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Left Hollywood And Moved To Canada

Pamela Anderson has officially traded in the Hollywood glam...

Cardi B Confirms Offset Is The Father Of Her Third Baby In Divorce Papers

Cardi B just dropped a bombshell thatโ€™s juicier than...